Biker He Seeks Biker She

**Andrew** · 21st October 2003, 21:17

Originally posted by Kwaka-Kid

and pah! its so true about hondas its just not fair! but i only ride a girls bike because people told me that would mean i was queer, and apparently girls dig guys that a queer? or somthing like that? so i figure born the way i was im going to need all the help i can get... even if it means riding hondas! pahahahhahhaa!... oh but the tight, purple satin shirt is just a personal thing.. i like the way it feels across my chest. :buggerd:

Perhaps you'd like to elaborate a little more on the part "so i figure born the way i was".

**Big Dog** · 21st October 2003, 21:19

I have to say the beard works for me pulls like a magnet when added to the rest of me (semi self depricating humour).

But please note I am talking about a beard not a 20 year olds catipillar impersonating 6 week growth.

And before you ask yes I have researched this!

No goatee = a few numbers but nothing more than "Your such a good freind".

A full beard = very few numbers but their all dead certs but you have to think twice... and lights on is not an option.

Neatly trimmed well groomed goatee or "sculpture" = Lots of initial attention and a higher general standard of applicants.

It is not just a coincidence that all of my dry spells have coincided with my having a clean shaven face.

**Liv, Norway** · 21st October 2003, 23:53

Originally posted by SpankMe
Nothing makes the seat vibrate like a V-twin

A-HA!!
So that's why I do not often meet a girl riding her BMW!
It's not the long/short-leg-thing!

But I got news for you: My Scarver gives mo some good vibrations....

Liv.

**Kwaka-Kid** · 22nd October 2003, 04:29

Originally posted by Andrew
Perhaps you'd like to elaborate

white, weak, likes bikes ore then anything else in life... need i go into much more detail?..chicks generally just dont appriciate bikes these days etc... or their lanky owners

still worth it but... too damn much fun!

**Firefight** · 22nd October 2003, 06:27

Originally posted by merv
Doesn't sound girlie to me. Do you have a daughter? If not you won't undertsand how untidy girls are. You are lucky to be able to get into my daughter's room for all the stuff she has hung neatly (yeah right!!) on the floor.

Merv, how bloody true

I know we paid for carpet in our daughters room, but I doubt Ive ever seen it, I used to keep a little bit on their wall, so they would know what it looked like, sadly that hint never worked

firefight

**Mitch** · 22nd October 2003, 08:16

Originally posted by jrandom
You'll be disappointed though... a girl riding a bike is probably an indication of some kinda deep-rooted emotional instability, or summat.
Best get yerself a "biker's moll" type that'll be happy to pillion and wash dishes.

Sounds to me like someone has "some kinda deep rooted emotional instability" BUT it's not one of the girls Is it jrandom?? One would have to think that riding a 150 could possibly leave you feeling a little 'under endowed' and rather intimadated by a girl with 3 times your CC's (and some)

You can however rest your pretty little head jrandom for it would now appear what you LACK in horse power your make up for in BULLSHIT!!!

LMAO By the way KK Would love to see you in that purple shirt you sexy bastard hehe

**jrandom** · 22nd October 2003, 08:31

Originally posted by Mitch
You can however rest your pretty little head jrandom for it would now appear what you LACK in horse power your make up for in BULLSHIT!!!

(fx: takes a bow)

Anyway, my wild 20hp beast just proves I'm not compensating or something like that, dunnit?

**Firefight** · 22nd October 2003, 15:49

Originally posted by jrandom
Er, well phrased there mate

You'll be disappointed though... a girl riding a bike is probably an indication of some kinda deep-rooted emotional instability, or summat.

Best get yerself a "biker's moll" type that'll be happy to pillion and wash dishes.

Assuming that you are serious and not just trying, unsuccessfully to be funny, could you explain to me why you have such a low opinion of female riders ? Notwithstanding the fact that both my wife and daughter are off road bikers and have proven them self in this type of biking, I have on a number of occasions had my arse kicked by female riders.

If I have taken the intent of your post the wrong way, and it is just your form of humour, then I apologize, If it seems I am sensitive to this issue, It's just get a bit pissed off with this macco bullshit every time it comes up.

Chicks have long since proven themselves in all aspects of life.

firefight.

**Motoracer** · 22nd October 2003, 15:58

I will just make a note then that I was just joining in on the fun. I don't mind hondas at all. lol

**jrandom** · 22nd October 2003, 16:10

Originally posted by Firefight
Assuming that you are serious and not just trying, unsuccessfully to be funny...

The bait was stinky, and the bait was took.

One does endeavour to avoid generating a reputation as a troll, but sometimes opportunities are just *too* good to pass up.

I'll shut up and return to sensible contributions now. Naturally I would have preferred the post to be taken as humour, rather than as an offense.

**Marmoot** · 22nd October 2003, 20:35

Would you date Valentino Rossi if he'd ever had a sex change?

**Coldkiwi** · 23rd October 2003, 11:39

DAMN son! thats like the thought of dating Georgina Bayer!! (MP... maybe I spelt it wrong) *shudders*

Why would you go for a ValentinA Rossi when there's hot biker chicks like Katja Pogensen out there!? She'll still ride rings around 99.99% of guys on bikes (i.e. all but MotoGp, top SBK and Supersport riders) and is a lot more attractive than a skinny italian man who's had the ultimate snip!