Biker He Seeks Biker She

[Motoracer]

Something amusing on the topic: http://www.ducatigirl.com/racer/birth_separated.html



Sorry for flooding the posts with material to the original purpose of this thread.

[Marmoot]

Originally posted by Coldkiwi
DAMN...the ultimate snip!

 

 

I believe that's the ultimate keyphrase?

[Gixxer]

Originally posted by Kwaka-Kid
she has always said "once you go black, you never go back"... .

I have a black bike, so it's all good.

[aff-man]

So do i and i also owned a might honda and they are cool. As for girls i don't know why but most of them really want a go on the bike (i.e. they keep asking when i get my full) So i don't think it's facial hair or skinny whiteboy lankyness. I think it's attitude and stuff but hell what do i know i'm only a skinny lanky whiteboy.

[bikerboy]

wth some serious attitude going on dude

[Lou Girardin]

Bloody hell! I'd like to see her get her knees down.
Lou

[Marmoot]

You mean you'd like to see her get down on her knees?

[Goddess of Goof]

Originally posted by Big Dog
And before you ask yes I have researched this!
No goatee = a few numbers but nothing more than "Your such a good freind".
A full beard = very few numbers but their all dead certs but you have to think twice... and lights on is not an option.
Neatly trimmed well groomed goatee or "sculpture" = Lots of initial attention and a higher general standard of applicants. It is not just a coincidence that all of my dry spells have coincided with my having a clean shaven face.

Gotta agree, chin rugs do it for me.

Caterpiller fuzz, OR long 'n silver-y,

OR purple, like Billy Connolly. ......  

[Coldkiwi]

Originally posted by jrandom
Ooooooh, yeah.

And it's 'Poensgen', OK?

Fully my bad dude! Definitely a babe!

[Ricamortise]

Originally posted by Slim
Nope. I was told that by a male biker friend of mine, courtesy of a "stroppy" female friend of his. It rang true, so I've never forgotten it.

Good on ya Slim!!!!!!!!

[SPman]

Originally posted by Big Dog
No goatee = a few numbers but nothing more than "Your such a good freind".
A full beard = very few numbers but their all dead certs but you have to think twice... and lights on is not an option.
Neatly trimmed well groomed goatee or "sculpture" = Lots of initial attention and a higher general standard of applicants.

  

 

So, do we have a winner from this bunch?

[Motoracer]

The bottom right hand guy must ride on one of them Ape hangers. lol

[Big Dog]

Originally posted by Motoracer
The bottom right hand guy must ride on one of them Ape hangers. lol

If I had one of them I would be asking the girls if they wanted to experience a long hard ride on a ride on a big bore! lol

Pity I can't live up to the claims but it should be easy enough to live up to the ride quality lol

[Big Dog]

Ps. read body language by Alan Pease, some top tips on how to score

My ravings earlier are scientific fact!

It has to do with pheremones!

Downside is it conceals your biggest asset your expression!

Solution grow a SMALL well tended sculpture that allows your attitude to show but also allows you to distribute those pheremones! (keep it off the lips)

Warning: not for amatuers, as you will get more attention than you can deal with (assuming you didn't just grow a catipillar, as your pheremones are undeveloped).

If you can't grow better than a catipillar try the alternative's offered in the book.

Grow an oversized wallet.... Never tried this one but judging from events witnessed in Parnell money attracts somewhat vapid model types. When the money's gone so are they.

Or another one I can vouch for. Work out before going out, shower but use UNSCENTED anti persperant and soaps. This is the method that gets the best results because a) you look better B) you are better groomed and C) the gym is a great place to meet fit girls! Down side it requires the most effort.


For any method to work you need to dance.... however badly.. It gets the pheremones flowing. Note if you think you dance badly you are probably right! If you think you dance well you are probably wrong! But most women appreciate the effort / company... in fact I have observed (in my old job as a bouncer) many a woman just about rape gangly white guys with no job no prospects and a bad drug habit just because they were quite happy to make a dick of themselves just to be in her company. I also saw a lot of "studs" lose out to "geeks" with really hot girls because of this fact. You need an edge if you can't pull off the bad boy image you need to learn to dance.

The pheremone based methods require you to let them smell you before you display any desire! Show desire not desperation!

Here endeth the lesson!

The above does in fact work.. however humerously written try it before you knock it..... unless you are already spoken for.

[marty]

goatees are great.....shaved mine off once - boy did i get in trouble.