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    World’s shortest fairy tale

    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl ‘Will you
    marry me?’ The girl said, NO!
    And the guy lived happily ever after and rode
    motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and
    played golf a lot and drank beer and brandy
    and had tons of money in the bank and left the
    toilet seat up.
    The end.
    Greater love has no one than this, than to lay down one’s life for his friends. (John 15:13)

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    fucking great, but you missed out shagging heaps of single chicks

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    Quote Originally Posted by hospitalfood View Post
    fucking great, but you missed out shagging heaps of single chicks
    Single chicks!??
    “- He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by hospitalfood View Post
    but you missed out shagging heaps of single chicks
    don't forget the married chix, they are way filthier.

    Steve
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    the end
    Handle every situation like a dog!

    If you cant eat it, or hump it.
    Piss on it and walk away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DangerousBastard View Post
    don't forget the married chix, they are way filthier.

    Steve
    Yeah but you only get to bang the one, its not enough aye

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    Quote Originally Posted by DangerousBastard View Post
    don't forget the married chix, they are way filthier.

    Steve
    Its the older chicks that are the best...cos they dont know when they are gonna get it again


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    And don't forget about fat chicks, apparently they give great head because they are always hungry!!
    No body move... I dropped my brain

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    And don't forget about fat chicks, apparently they give great head because they are always hungry!!
    that is true,
    WISDOM IS KNOWING KARMA REALLY CAN'T GET YOU.

    SPEED KILLS, BUT YOU GET THERE FASTER

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    And don't forget about fat chicks, apparently they give great head because they are always hungry!!
    Not always the best...you just know they're gonna swallow!

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    One you turn down is one you never havebut ture
    WISDOM IS KNOWING KARMA REALLY CAN'T GET YOU.

    SPEED KILLS, BUT YOU GET THERE FASTER

    DILLIGAF = Does it look like I give a FUCK - Hell no!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    And don't forget about fat chicks, apparently they give great head because they are always hungry!!
    More cushion for the pushin, so I'm told

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    an older married fat chick....and ya cant go wrong....bring on the fireworks...




    ..or bring out the puke bag!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bren View Post
    an older married fat chick....and ya cant go wrong....bring on the fireworks...




    ..or bring out the puke bag!
    Slow and steady fat chicks will get ya there,
    WISDOM IS KNOWING KARMA REALLY CAN'T GET YOU.

    SPEED KILLS, BUT YOU GET THERE FASTER

    DILLIGAF = Does it look like I give a FUCK - Hell no!

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