I have pinkeye

**Stirts** · 31st July 2009, 15:15

Sung to "Big Girls Dont Cry" by Fergie

The smell of your fart lingers on me now
I’m probably gonna have a break down.
I need something for my own protection matey
to get rid of my Anger, Verity, Grease, Vulgarity

I hope you know, I hope you know
That this is all to do with you
It's personal, so you and I
We've got some straightening out to do
And I might just end up in a straight jacket
Cause I might take your life
It’s time to be a big boy now
Cause I got pink eye
Pink eye
Pink eye
Pink eye.

The path that I’m walking, I wont go alone.
So I must go and fart on your pillow, pillow
Fairy tales don't always have a happy ending do they
And I for see the dark ahead when you pay

I hope you know, I hope you know
That this is all to do with you
It's personal, so you and I
We've got some straightening out to do
And I might just end up in a straight jacket
Cause I might take your life
It’s time to be a big boy now
Cause I got pink eye
Pink eye
Pink eye
Pink eye.

The way you fart makes my face marred
And getting payback will be hard
I’ll force you to taste my… Turbine
Yes, you will get pink eye too
Cause I am gonna get you
You’ll get pink eye and I’ll welcome you to my world
Then it’s time for me to go home
You suffer with your pink eye
to get rid of my Anger, Verity, Grease, Vulgarity

I hope you know, I hope you know
That this is all to do with you
It's personal, so you and I
We've got some straightening out to do
And I might just end up in a straight jacket
Cause I might take your life
It’s time to be a big boy now
Cause I got pink eye
Pink eye
Pink eye
Pink eye.

La Da Da Da Da Da

**Disco Dan** · 31st July 2009, 16:04

You been touching your arse and then your eye....

**Mom** · 31st July 2009, 16:06

Very attractive, I once had yellow eye, but I think pink looks much better than yellow, specially on you

**Stirts** · 31st July 2009, 16:14

Originally Posted by Disco Dan

You been touching your arse and then your eye....

Must have got confused with what eye was itchy!

Originally Posted by Mom

Very attractive, I once had yellow eye, but I think pink looks much better than yellow, specially on you

Yellow eye!! FFS that doesn't sound too great either!!

I feel like my eye is about to jump out of its farken socket and explode soon!!

**Mom** · 31st July 2009, 16:16

Originally Posted by Stirts

Yellow eye!! FFS that doesn't sound too great either!!

Yeah, well it went well with the yellow skin you see

Got the meanest bout of Hep B in my teens, my mother about shit! I was considered "unclean" very embarrassing for her. Got heaps of time off school though

**boomer** · 31st July 2009, 16:17

Did you forget to cook dem eggs again?

i need to have another word with him too.. thats not the result of a proper back hand..

**MIXONE** · 31st July 2009, 16:18

Must have been a great doobey.

**Stirts** · 31st July 2009, 16:20

Originally Posted by Mom

Yeah, well it went well with the yellow skin you see

Got the meanest bout of Hep B in my teens, my mother about shit! I was considered "unclean" very embarrassing for her. Got heaps of time off school though

Fooken hell! Now you just considered dirty for different reasons aye

And here I am whinging my arse about pink eye

**MIXONE** · 31st July 2009, 16:20

Originally Posted by Mom

Yeah, well it went well with the yellow skin you see

Got the meanest bout of Hep B in my teens, my mother about shit! I was considered "unclean" very embarrassing for her. Got heaps of time off school though

She could have slipped you in with the Asian family down the road.Free room and food.

**Mom** · 31st July 2009, 16:22

No way mate, that looks nasty and very sore.

And I may have a certain rep in some circles

**Stirts** · 31st July 2009, 16:31

Originally Posted by Mom

No way mate, that looks nasty and very sore.

And I may have a certain rep in some circles

So you reckon if I ball my eyes out for a wee while that will clear it up? I am pretty anti eye drops.....was tortured as a kid with them!

**Stirts** · 31st July 2009, 16:36

Originally Posted by boomer

Did you forget to cook dem eggs again?

i need to have another word with him too.. thats not the result of a proper back hand..

that is farken classic scene!! And I was going to post something along those lines, but Gordie farting on my pillow....well it is much more his 'style'

Originally Posted by MIXONE

Must have been a great doobey.

No Dumb smoke for me....me is dum dum enough

**cc rider** · 31st July 2009, 16:37

Ouch! girl. Not good. Get better soon.

Or at least have fun freaking out people at the shops. If you say out loud, how annoying having a contagious eye is, you'll get to the front of the line quicker.

Had conjunctivitis when a little kid - freaksville.

Hey Mom, I had bad case of hep B in high school too - looked like a carrot - 5 wks in bed - no social shun though, I wasn't allowed out, haha! (had glandular fever at the same time)...does mean I'm a dirty girl, too

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sorry, wrong thread)

MIXONE - usually both eyes go a little pink & glassy don't they or am I smoking the wrong stuff, over here

(smoking disclaimer - it wasn't me officer!

)

**Madness** · 31st July 2009, 17:16

Looks like a dose of Chlamydia Trachomatis to me. From experience, I can say it is very uncomfortable.

You should be more selective of the quality of pron you look at.