Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
If you are any friend at all, you best go buy her some Depends. Because if her cough is doing that to her eyes, I bet you it will be bursting the "other eye" as well.
Her doctor has given her a few different course of antibiotics for the cough, and something for the eyes. Honestly, quacks are second only to tradesman in terms of incompetence some days.

I wouldn't have actually thought it was possible to cough hard enough to damage yourself in this way, but there you go