You know you've been married a long time...

**Big Dave** · 31st July 2009, 13:41

...when you both forget it's your anniversary till mid-morning on the day.

DAMHIK.

**oldrider** · 31st July 2009, 13:45

Originally Posted by Big Dave

...when you both forget it's your anniversary till mid-morning on the day.

DAMHIK.

Don't worry it gets better when you meet each other all over again and again and again!

In the end you don't forget because you start to look forward to it!

PS: enjoy the rest of your day!

**MIXONE** · 31st July 2009, 13:46

The only way we normally remember is when my daughter sends us a card!

**Flip** · 31st July 2009, 13:47

But when this happens, and you both forget, it's a get out of jail ticket for ever.

**Big Dave** · 31st July 2009, 13:53

Originally Posted by Flip

But when this happens, and you both forget, it's a get out of jail ticket for ever.

True - however the Score coming into this match was already 1 all. Record now stands at

24/2/1

**slofox** · 31st July 2009, 13:59

Once you're divorced, there's nothing to worry about and no score to keep...

**p.dath** · 31st July 2009, 14:00

Originally Posted by Big Dave

...when you both forget it's your anniversary till mid-morning on the day.

DAMHIK.

I thought you were going to say "when you can't be bothered having sex because it's too much effort".

**crazyhorse** · 31st July 2009, 14:07

Originally Posted by slofox

Once you're divorced, there's nothing to worry about and no score to keep...

That's when you celebrate the divorce date and party

**Big Dave** · 31st July 2009, 14:15

Originally Posted by slofox

Once you're divorced, there's nothing to worry about and no score to keep...

If I were single I know what score I would keep.
But no chance, sorry, girls.

**MIXONE** · 31st July 2009, 14:21

Originally Posted by p.dath

I thought you were going to say "when you can't be bothered having sex because it's too much effort".

I think that only happens when one of you is dead.

**slofox** · 31st July 2009, 14:23

Originally Posted by MIXONE

I think that only happens when one of you is dead.

Nah nah nah - it doesn't happen until you NOTICE the other one's dead....

"How can you tell your wife's dead?
The sex is the same but the dishes pile up..."

**Edbear** · 31st July 2009, 14:23

Or when you buy each other exactly the same card! Different times and different shops!

How many years? Congratulations!

**Big Dave** · 31st July 2009, 14:25

24/2/1 =

24 wins
2 losses
1 draw

**vifferman** · 31st July 2009, 15:00

27 'games', eh?
You musta got married the same year as me, just a few weeks earlier. Mine's easyish to remember, coz it was Father's Day the day after. Just have some trouble with the year. Still, I'm doing better'n the vifferbabe, who can't remember numbers. For years and years, she got #2Son's birthday worngA, despite it being exactly 2 weeks after hers.

**Big Dave** · 31st July 2009, 15:10

Originally Posted by vifferman

27 'games', eh?
You musta got married the same year as me, just a few weeks earlier. Mine's easyish to remember, coz it was Father's Day the day after. Just have some trouble with the year. Still, I'm doing better'n the vifferbabe, who can't remember numbers. For years and years, she got #2Son's birthday worngA, despite it being exactly 2 weeks after hers.

Have you ever considered that maybe she wasn't the mother? :-)