Why am I such a prick?

**short-circuit** · 1st August 2009, 09:41

Originally Posted by AllanB

Maybe the title was a typo?

Surely it could have read:

Why do I have such a big prick?

The honda rider knows this first hand (as he swipes the spittle and smegma off his face and contemplates the cause of his jaw ache)

**Paul in NZ** · 1st August 2009, 09:49

Nah - for some reason - somedays you just seem to end up being an arsehole depite your best intentions.... Maybe there is a course or NCEA credit I could work towards??

Maybe its just that I'm getting older and less tolerant / more impatient.. (sigh)... Ironically, no one wants to be a prick (surely) and yet somehow, its where we end up? Maybe I should just give into the dark side of the force...

**short-circuit** · 1st August 2009, 09:54

Originally Posted by Paul in NZ

Ironically, no one wants to be a prick (surely) .

Speak for yourself girlfriend

**PrincessBandit** · 1st August 2009, 10:09

Well, if you're going by red rep alone, then you're only 1 ahead of me!! (and I don't have a prick, nor am I one).

If however you are talking about life in general then I certainly have found that the older I've gotten the less shit I take, and I have waaaaay less time for trivial meaningless stuff in my life. Oh except for living in an internet world of motorcyclists...

**Fatjim** · 1st August 2009, 12:35

Guys, the question is "why" not "if"

Back on topic please

**Drew** · 1st August 2009, 12:45

It's OK Paul. I've recently been told by an ex, that I'm a liar and a crook.

I cannot deny having told a few porkies, (for whatever reason, a lie is still a lie), but I have yet to figure out how I'm a crook.

**Fatjim** · 1st August 2009, 13:10

Whether looks good for a ride tomorrow

**Crasherfromwayback** · 1st August 2009, 14:18

Originally Posted by Drew

It's OK Paul. I've recently been told by an ex, that I'm a liar and a crook.

.

That's odd...all my ex's think I'm great! Now that I'm an ex that is!

:-)

**Nagash** · 1st August 2009, 15:17

Originally Posted by Drew

It's OK Paul. I've recently been told by an ex, that I'm a liar and a crook.

My girlfriend tells me daily how much of an arsehole I am,

Can't win on these things I reckon.

So I'm just going with the flow

**Cheshire Cat** · 1st August 2009, 15:19

Originally Posted by Paul in NZ

I mean I do honestly try to be a nice guy but - like Blackadders plots it all goes horribly wrong somehow?

Am I cursed or am I an utter bastard?

gah!

I know what you mean!!!

You're not the prick. everybody else is

**Kickaha** · 1st August 2009, 16:03

Originally Posted by Paul in NZ

I mean I do honestly try to be a nice guy but - like Blackadders plots it all goes horribly wrong somehow?

Am I cursed or am I an utter bastard?

gah!

You're certainly not an utter bastard,all round top bloke would be how I would rate you

**PrincessBandit** · 1st August 2009, 16:33

Originally Posted by Fatjim

Guys, the question is "why" not "if"

Back on topic please

I like "if's", and quite frankly it can help with determining the "why". Go for your ride, you'll feel much better.

**roadracingoldfart** · 1st August 2009, 20:42

Originally Posted by Paul in NZ

I mean I do honestly try to be a nice guy but - like Blackadders plots it all goes horribly wrong somehow?

Am I cursed or am I an utter bastard?

gah!

Look here asshole , i am the resident Prick , Mongrol etc in the Kapiti district . I took the crown off Gazza so im going to fight you to keep it all mine ill have you know.

**Clivoris** · 1st August 2009, 20:46

Originally Posted by roadracingoldfart

Look here asshole , i am the resident Prick , Mongrol etc in the Kapiti district . I took the crown off Gazza so im going to fight you to keep it all mine ill have you know.

Bwahahaha. It's true. He's not a very big prick but he's more twisted than most. Gets my vote