damn - now I have to tell one of (just 1) of my true trannie yarns...Originally Posted by AllanB
Well in that case we'll just start a good old fashioned KB rumour
It was in fact a rather well stacked transvestite.
Unfortunately due to the amount of alcohol consumed, he failed to notice her insistence of doing it doggy style all night long, and only discovered the truth when 'she' spooned him in the morning.
The consequent awareness and verbal abuse resulted in said 'girl' calling you a prick.
Am I close?
I was working in KL and for a few weeks was pulling night shifts, getting home maybe 4am. The doorman at the hotel in the middle of the entertainment district we were at used to look out for me as there were a few dodgy folks about (don't look down that alleyway Mr paul - there are some VERY bad sorts down there - saluting like I was the last member of the Raj out of India - mad)
Anywho - I was head down bum up hoofing it from the bus (NEVER catch a 4am bus in asia) to the hotel when the biggest tranny it the world flounced out of 'the alley' and i ran smack into the valley of death - I mean i was ears deep in her sequined breasts... fark - I tells ya, I had been away from the company of women for a looong time but when I looked up (I'm 6') into her adams apple and sprouting 5 o'clock shaddow my personality when from helllloooo welcome to the pleasure domes to OH FUCK in about a milli second...
I was saved by the gallant doorman shouting yoohoo Mr Paul.... Embarassing but safe I scampered away - my mother was calling...
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