Don't stick a tube of toothpaste into your seat bag...and forget to take it out...:slap:![]()
Don't stick a tube of toothpaste into your seat bag...and forget to take it out...:slap:![]()
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
Dont let your kids leave tuna filled breadrolls under the seat of your scooter![]()
Don't bed in your new front brake pads by braking as hard as you can with four fingers (when you usually only use 1 or 2), on a damp, greasy, off-camber road covered in tar snakes.
Don't keep braking when the front wheel locks up.
Don't drop the bike right in front of spectators (road workers).
Don't land on your head instead of other parts of your body.![]()
... and that's what I think.
Or summat.
Or maybe not...
Dunno really....![]()
Don't read anything on an NZ based biker's forum called kiwibiker.
Doh! too late...
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"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
Don't dismount and step away from your bike without first fully extending the sidestand.
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
And don't trust the soundness of the Tarmac you put your side stand on, especially in hot weather. 38 toppled over bikes at Donington one sunny GP once upon a time, like very expensive dominoes .![]()
Oh bugger
Don't go riding with others who will lead you astray ... or not astray enough!![]()
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"I like to ride anyplace, anywhere, any time, any way!"![]()
Dont get off the wrong side of the bike....has a nasty habit of following you duh!
Dont let aluminium beer cans wear through from vibrating against each other :(
=mjc=
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Don't look at anything on the road, wondering what it is!without deliberately setting a line first!
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Dont confuse Diesel with petrol.....(wheres Grahammeboyoboy?)
Don't sneeze with your visor down!
Never too old to Rock n Roll.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
I've got miserly tourettes and I don't give a fuck.
Don't put your toothbrush in the same bag as your deodorant and forget to lock the aerosol's nozzle. Deodorant tastes like shit.
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