Idiot

**Hitcher** · 2nd August 2009, 17:48

Let's see, what's preferable: reading a rant from an aggrieved self-righteous person, or observing idiot behaviour on the Queen's highways...

Easy choice: Bring on the idiots!

**=cJ=** · 2nd August 2009, 18:34

Originally Posted by PCTC

Once again we couldnt belive it, an idiot on a large bike entered a busy two lane road just north of Fitzroy NP,a tee,shirt no gloves and wearing jandles,a wet road and traffic all over the place! his large guts spread out over the fuel tank.then another idiot passing traffic by weaving in an out from the right thru the middle to the outside then back thru again!then to top it off we turned down our street to home here comes a pratt around a corner no stopping at the give way cutting a car off and not even wearing a helmet.WHEN WILL THESE F>>KING IDIOTS LEARN!!!!!!

**yawn** his skin, his mess.

**RantyDave** · 2nd August 2009, 19:00

Originally Posted by PCTC

a tee,shirt no gloves and wearing jandles,a wet road and traffic all over the place! ... WHEN WILL THESE F>>KING IDIOTS LEARN!!!!!!

Chill, it's a good thing ... let me explain why.

There's, what, thirty/fourty odd bikers killed on our roads each year. Now, if we all rode identically - ATGATT, good bikes, good tyres, proper training, paying attention, no drugs or booze, only going out when there's no rain etc. etc. etc. - then you'd be able to make a case for the axe to fall on any one of us completely randomly. However, some people take the piss - go really fast, wear jandals, have fucked tyres, ride pissed, be carver, that sort of thing - and in the process expose themselves to loads more risk. Proportionally, therefore, the risk upon the "good" riders is lower - the shit riders stretch the bell curve out and shoulder a disproportionately higher risk.

So, thanks nutters! All we need now if for you to shoulder a disproportionately large ACC bill and we'll be set!

Dave

**flyingbrick** · 2nd August 2009, 19:16

Originally Posted by PCTC

slow roast fhem on a spit would be a great

The rider would need nice legs and breasts for a spitroast to be considered. eg;

Originally Posted by dreaming

bla bla bla a slim brunette on a large bike entered a busy two lane road just north of Fitzroy NP,a singlet and hotpants, no gloves,a wet top and traffic all over the place! her large but perfectly formed breasts spread out over the fuel tank bla bla bla

**Flatcap** · 2nd August 2009, 19:23

Just as long as he wasn't wearing Crocs - that really would be an abomination

**Marmoot** · 2nd August 2009, 19:36

Originally Posted by PCTC

Once again we couldnt belive it, an idiot on a large bike entered a busy two lane road just north of Fitzroy NP,a tee,shirt no gloves and wearing jandles,a wet road and traffic all over the place! his large guts spread out over the fuel tank.then another idiot passing traffic by weaving in an out from the right thru the middle to the outside then back thru again!then to top it off we turned down our street to home here comes a pratt around a corner no stopping at the give way cutting a car off and not even wearing a helmet.WHEN WILL THESE F>>KING IDIOTS LEARN!!!!!!

Learn to capitalise, mate. It's the difference between helping your uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.