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    I still prefer these.
    Videos arn't dial up friendly.
    http://www.jet-man.com/prod/index_en.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackshear View Post
    I hope they come with diapers or something, cause fuck shitting myself all the way to my destination.
    Lol, brilliant humour.

    But fuck spending $1000's on a jetpack. Simply vist 'The Raging Ring of Rangoon' Indian restaurant, have one of their special "hot" vindys washed down with a dozen Kingfishers.

    Arise the next morning and with a $2 Bic lighter bought from the 'Raging Ring of Rangoon' dairy, you can blast your farts to the extent that you will levitate.

    All you need then is a dustbin lid cut in half and shoved up your crack and you have the perfect rudder.

    Curry $50.00
    1 doz Kingfisher $ 30.00
    Methane powered jetpack $ Fucking priceless


    ....oh, and dont worry about shitting yourself, all motors need a backwash from time to time

    Toodle pip.....

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    Don't be a tit, Steve... go and get another bike!
    You shouldn't have sold your sem fiddy.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    I find it ironic that the incredibly rude personal comments about Les were made by someone bearing an astonishing resemblance to a Monica Lewinsky dress accessory.

    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    All was good until I realised that having 105kg of man sliding into my rear was a tad uncomfortable after a while

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    yes... that looks MUCH safer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Steve View Post
    Lucky im 108.5kgs at the moment then....

    Crazy Steve.
    LOL ya fatty Steve
    Nail your colours to the mast that all may look upon them and know who you are.
    It takes a big man to cry...and an even bigger man to laugh at that man.

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