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  1. 3rd August 2009, 21:23 #1
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    Quote of the day

    This was just sent to me



    Woman

    "Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.



    If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
    If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

    If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
    If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

    She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.



    So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."
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    Sex is missing from that list.



    Must be some truth in it.
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    Erm.... what if I give her my credit card?
    What you have in your heart will be revealed through what you have in your life.

    If things are going badly in our circumstances, the answer to what is happening to us outwardly is more often than not found in the mirror.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkLord View Post
    Erm.... what if I give her my credit card?
    If you give her a credit card with a Zero balance,

    She will give it back to you maxed out to the limit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by YellowDog View Post
    If you give her a credit card with a Zero balance,

    She will give it back to you maxed out to the limit.
    Right. So she multiplies and enlarges something after all. In this case, it's my debt.
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