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    You did well. On a bike you can run, not so easy in a car. He's probably had a dozen bikers do that to him today - and just lost it when you did it - LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by varminter View Post
    Why does nobody listen? I keep telling you guy's, carry a bazooka...works for me.
    Already carry a bazooka on the bike mate

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    I like to just give a friendly wave reguardless of the situation. Especially if they are pissed off, they get confused, then brrrrrmmmmm and im away. Or it can be used when pulled out in front of, give them a beep and a wave ( and scream obscenities at them in my helmet and tinted visor) its made some people look deeply ashamed that they pulled out infront of such a friendly biker.

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    Fuck harden up - Yuppy gives you a perfect invitation and you lot think you should run away like bitches Bikers these days

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazyhorse View Post
    You did well. On a bike you can run, not so easy in a car. He's probably had a dozen bikers do that to him today - and just lost it when you did it - LOL
    I have more than a dozen cars fuck me off every day with stupid antics and manouveres. Ya dont see me trying to run em off the road or damage their vehicles or do harm to them.

    No excuse, one day he is going to do it to a person whos gonna teach him a lesson in pain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ital916 View Post
    I have more than a dozen cars fuck me off every day with stupid antics and manouveres. Ya dont see me trying to run em off the road or damage their vehicles or do harm to them.

    No excuse, one day he is going to do it to a person whos gonna teach him a lesson in pain.
    I thought bikers were more clever than car drivers anyway! We can piss them off and power on and leave them frazzeled!

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    Good on you for giving the wanker sign to the wanker, and, not getting sucked into the wankers antics.

    After a while this wanker may get the idea what he is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mattian View Post
    Worst road rage incident thats ever happened to me so far!

    was feeling a little peckish around 5.00pm today, decided to whip up to foodtown for dinner. got on the bike heading up the road...... traffic backed up at a stop sign. Damn, of course, I forgot, 5pm = rush hour traffic.... managed to split up the right hand side of the queue without crossing the center line and pulled in about 3 or 4 cars from the stop sign as the room ran out. Mr. suit in the BMW wasnt very happy about this despite the huge gap there was from the car in front of him..... plenty of room for me! pull onto the main road and Mr BMW is right next to me on my right hand side beeping his horn and giving me the finger. I gave him the wanking sign (my mistake) This just escalated the situation and he pulls in front of me and stops dead in the middle of the road. I stop behind him and start going around him.... He lurches forward and swerves right at me !! Holy shit..... I'm off like a bat out of hell and put another 3 cars between us and am cursing myself for not having the presence of mind to get his number plate.

    Lesson learned..... even if you have done nothing wrong and someone is angry with you. Dont, gesticulate back. Just ignore them and go on your merry way. thats what I should have done and I think it would have been sweet,
    I like to renew my bike every so often so I would have lifted my leg above car level and taken the impact when he swerved out.Problem solved.Hard to sell bikes at the moment.

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    Glad you got away - sounds like a right wank! Your gesture was the right one!
    Go on, click on the pic for larger version!

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    you need to visit his car with a can of spray-on paint stripper. pity you didnt get the rego to find out where he lives
    Thats whats up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazyhorse View Post
    I thought bikers were more clever than car drivers anyway!
    Urban Legend, Bikers are just as ignorant and dumb as car drivers
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    Quote Originally Posted by short-circuit View Post
    Fuck harden up - Yuppy gives you a perfect invitation and you lot think you should run away like bitches Bikers these days
    Do you really think its worth getting locked up and a criminal conviction for what?????

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    Quote Originally Posted by ready4whatever View Post
    you need to visit his car with a can of spray-on paint stripper. pity you didnt get the rego to find out where he lives
    now theres an idea, chuck some sideways facing nozzels on the number plate, couple of solenoid valves and a switch or two. Instant karma retribution for asshole cagers.

    Though in cases like this, it seems the wanker was unaware that bikes are allowed to filter, no excuse for what he did of course but perhaps if it was more widely known then incidents like this would be far less common.
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    Shoulda waited till he was stuck in traffic again, smashed his window and punched him in the face.
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    I've had a couple angry car people as of late.
    One seems to be pissed off that I beat him to the motorway on the double-laned onramp. Followed my into highpoint carparks where he gave me an earful as I hopped off my bike, funniest fucking shit, EVAR.

    Then there was the van that cut me off to say 'stop hooning around the neighbourhood, you little fucking wanker'.
    *exaggerated bow and blowing kisses*.

    Must've just caught people at their breaking point?
    Some people just can't seem to comprehend that they do not have the right to be unoffended in their lives.
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