Someone was asking for a rider for Boobs on Bikes and it got me thinking... isn't it time we upgraded. Pussies on Pogo Sticks. What do you think?
Boobs on Bikes
Pussies on Pogo Sticks
Hardcore Biker
Someone was asking for a rider for Boobs on Bikes and it got me thinking... isn't it time we upgraded. Pussies on Pogo Sticks. What do you think?
"Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death" - Hunter S. Thompson
I haz a bieks :D
God forbid you slipped
Some people just can't seem to comprehend that they do not have the right to be unoffended in their lives.
Originally Posted by Fatt Max
Forum whore
Hoes on Harleys?
Slappers in slippers?
MFSC rises again
dumb fooks on harleys and hard nipples if slippers needed
MFSC lives on!
Forum whore
Snakes on a plane??
MFSC rises again
you can touch mine
MFSC lives on!
Me Like Cafe
Minga's on Ring-Dingers
Blast From The Past Axis of Oil
Aio ki te Aorangi
Ginger mingers on yer fingers
I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!
Grumpy Old Bastard
Ahhhhh - you poor twisted lad...you're sick I tell you, sick sick SICK!!!! You could get help with that you know...now the bloke I went to was...er... ahhhhh...hehehe oops we won't go into that...
Look, pussies on pogo sticks just wouldn't work. When you've got Boobs on Bikes, us bikers have a perfect excuse - indeed a duty! - to go along to look at the bikes (only the bikes of course!). If you had pussies on pogo sticks, how would we rationalise going to that? People would think we were all a bunch of voyeurs....can't be havin' with that! even if it IS true...
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
Deus ex ukulele
"Boobs on bikes" should win some sort of prize for the single-most effective non-event at reinforcing numerous sad fucker stereotypes, such as:
- Fast approaching-best-before-date slappers
- Sad old men on Harleys
- Clip-art tattoos
- Tassels
- Steve Crow.
There is only so much cellulite and custom paintwork that sane individuals should ever be exposed to.
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
You're nuthin
Agreed! An embarassment to motorcycling
Forum whore
Camels on a.......
To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and to endure the betrayal of false friends. To appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better whether by a healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition; to know that even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded
Hardcore Biker
You could get a pogo stick from the Warehouse for about thirty bucks and bounce around infront of the wife every now and then to keep her convinced. Cheaper than a bike.
"Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death" - Hunter S. Thompson
Hardcore Biker
Exactly. Switch to pogo sticks and only the FIT will survive! FIT man! FIT!
"Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death" - Hunter S. Thompson
Registered User
How about.....
Naked chicks surfing big waves – Punani’s on Tsunami’s
Naked chicks doing backflips on MX bikes – C**t Stunts
Naked Male Crocodile Rodeo – Cocks on Croc’s
Naked men in them stupid fucking slip in shoes – Cocks in Croc’s
Dodgy German Porn re-enactments – Shits on Tits (or Turds on Birds)
Nude chicks shoving vegetables in rude places – Potata’s as Vibrators
Gay men – Plums in Bums
Gay Women #1 – Ya Ya-ing the Sisterhood
Gay Women #2 – Finding Nemo
Gay Women #3 – The Hunt for Red October
(Just thought the last three were funny)
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