Light my pitchfork someone!

**Mom** · 15th August 2009, 17:17

Geeze there are some inconsiderate wankers around the place. Went to the smoke today, and braved a trip to the Mall *shudder*.

It was early and the carpark was mostly empty, the mall itself relatively quiet, which was a pleasant surprise. Bought the couple of things I needed and hightailed it back outside. This place provides motorcycle parking under shelter of the building eaves, very considerate, must be a real bonus for bikers that need to go there. Dedicated parking, under shelter and tucked away from any blind car drivers that might chose to knock your pride and joy over by "accident".

It was a nice day today, t-shirt material if you can imagine that, it has been ages since I could say that. There were not too many cars in the carpark, and this person just had to park where he did.

Is burning too good for him?

**Number One** · 15th August 2009, 17:20

Dump on windscreen Mom - come on are you man or mouse?!

**Gwinch** · 15th August 2009, 17:26

Red hot poker up the jacksy.

**kevfromcoro** · 15th August 2009, 17:28

Lookout
moms on the warparth again..

**Mom** · 15th August 2009, 17:29

Originally Posted by Number One

Dump on windscreen Mom - come on are you man or mouse?!

I prefer to shit in slippers actually

**Mom** · 15th August 2009, 17:30

Originally Posted by Gwinch

Red hot poker up the jacksy.

perfect post for someone that has what you do as your user title

**Mully** · 15th August 2009, 17:37

Shoulda called the centre management.... And set fire to the piece of shit.

**Mom** · 15th August 2009, 17:40

Originally Posted by Mully

Shoulda called the centre management.... And set fire to the piece of shit.

Yeah! See flames, it is all about flames

Want to know what is even worse!!! If that is even possible mind you.

There was a perfectly good CAR park right in front of him

**MSTRS:Me** · 15th August 2009, 17:51

That's why you should always carry 8 (or so) nails/screws. You lean one against each tyre front and back. They get quite some distance away before all 4 tyres go flat.

**RantyDave** · 15th August 2009, 18:07

Originally Posted by Mom

Is burning too good for him?

I dunno. Perhaps you should find out.

Dave

**jaymzw** · 15th August 2009, 18:14

What mall? Albany? If it is i dont bother with the bike parks. I adopted the bicycle rack by the Drycleaners as its a little easier and no cars can park on the footpath, i hope.

Yes, fire is deffinitely best