Light my pitchfork someone!

[Hitcher]

I prefer to shit in slippers actually

I guess that's one way of getting one's feet warm.

[Mom]

He??

HE????

bet it was a woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahahha

Dont be silly, there were no playboy seatcovers

[Pedrostt500]

Ah mom ya just needed to remove 2 wheels from his car and burn them, then he could have had his own 2 wheeler.

[Mom]

Ah mom ya just needed to remove 2 wheels from his car and burn them, then he could have had his own 2 wheeler.

Now see, there is the thinking mans option. One problem with that though, he would still be praked wrong way round in a bike park...

[Meanie]

Let all his tyres down, then ring a tow truck

[PrincessBandit]

You will probably find it is some blind person who didn't even realise that the "car space lines" were looking odd.

Is there a sign with a wee piccy of a motorbike with words saying "motorbike parking"? Even that is too obtuse for some people.

Seen two cars taking up designated bike spaces at Sylvia Park, rang management but don't know whether they did anything about the offenders. Personally I rather like the 4 nails angled against the back of each tyre just waiting for the motor to go into reverse...... Best punishment I reckon.

[Okey Dokey]

The driver appears to be one of those types who is lost in their own sad world, and oblivious to the real one.

[Taz]

Mom you are far too concerned about what others do. Calm down and just ignore it...... You can only control you and your actions.

[NZsarge]

That's why you should always carry 8 (or so) nails/screws. You lean one against each tyre front and back. They get quite some distance away before all 4 tyres go flat.

Yep, this is an excellent idea, some inch long self tapping screws going into the tail pack shortly.