15 years unemployed and 10 kids - $1200/week...

[boomer]

Do like they do in district 9... [best saffa accent]make the fookers POP ! [/best saffa accent]

[Insanity_rules]

If i had a vagina i would be rich

And in the guiness book I would imagine.

[vifferman]

I worked with a guy once who'd worked out that if he had enough kids for a softball team (what's that - 10?) he'd be getting the same in DPB as he was earning working for the Gummint, so he just kept getting his wife pregnant.
Really ferking stupid though - he hadn't figured in costs, like he had to build an extra garage on his section to house some of his spawn.

I think I was on the dole once, for about a week, when I was a uni student and had no work. When I was unemployed in Roundabouta, I did househusbanding, supplemented by painting, plastering, kiwifruit packing, contract programming, anything that turned up. Fuck being on the dole - just going into the WINZ office is REALLY depressing and soul destroying.

[Jonno.]

I read in the paper today, that if someone with ten kids got a job paying the average wage of 900 they would be 400$ better off then the benefit.

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[enigma51]

I read in the paper today, that if someone with ten kids got a job paying the average wage of 900 they would be 400$ better off then the benefit.

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Yeah but then they would have to actually work.