And we all know that the camera never lies.Originally Posted by Stirts
Deus ex ukulele
And we all know that the camera never lies.
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Dickens Cider
Next time she asks you say... "what are you going to do to me in return"Damn, I don't get any offers like that. I just get sent to the supermarket
WARNING: This statement could cause severe damage to your balls.
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No body move... I dropped my brain
Just faidin away!
Discrimination.............I can't handle such blatant rejection.....25 to 60 years!
G'me a break pu...lease!
Sulks off to
Hardcore Biker
completly correctJohn it not the size that matters, it's how you use and abuse it
my 250 doesn't satisfy me anymore, shes just not doing it
Forum whore
Some retard from the 'dog eating' thread will be along shortly to justify the Afghani actions and demand we allow it hereMany restrictive articles remained, including one that appears to give a husband the right to starve his wife if she refuses to have sex with him.
It also says that he can withhold this (financial) support if she refuses to "submit to her husband's reasonable sexual enjoyment", according to a translation of the article supplied by New York-based Human Rights Watch.
http://nz.news.yahoo.com/a/-/world/5...-marriage-law/
If you are a heavy set woman in Afghanistan, they know you put out
Dickens Cider
I wouldn't have thought you were past 60 years John!! So yes of course an exception for you my dear.Discrimination.............I can't handle such blatant rejection.....25 to 60 years!
Hmmmmmmmm, it is a very "interesting" read isn't it. I stayed away from that thread. But as peasea so rightly said "It always fascinates me how immigrants are happy to foist their traditions onto us yet it doesn't seem to work the other way"Some retard from the 'dog eating' thread will be along shortly to justify the Afghani actions and demand we allow it here
Would we justify and accept an Afghani man living in NZ treating his wife under the traditions, laws, socially acceptable behaviours of his home country?
Is NZ in such poverty that families are having to revert to eating dog?
No body move... I dropped my brain
The instructions are simple...
The burkha rule may just have a good point...
A recent survey shows that most men are in favour of the full face covering of women - when it was pointed out to them that it provided a solution to the age-old problem of where to wipe after a blowjob
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Dickens Cider
"where to wipe after a blowjob"
But if he needs to wipe after a blowjob she is clearly not doing it right!
No body move... I dropped my brain
The instructions are simple...
But...but...she sometimes has to rush back to the kitchen, and everyone knows that there's always a lazy drop or two. Besides, isn't it unhygienic to leave all that slobber on there?"where to wipe after a blowjob"
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Dickens Cider
She rushes back to the kitchen to get the spatula? You kinky bastard.
No body move... I dropped my brain
The instructions are simple...
...you got me.
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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