These make me giggle.
Like a 6 year old girl.
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These make me giggle.
Like a 6 year old girl.
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
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anyone else worried..?Originally Posted by Jim2
Best I've seen yet - 'Don't drink and drive - you'll spill it!'
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Nuke whales for Jesus.
I love cats -- they taste like children.
Practice safe sex -- go fuck yourself.
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
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That was on the back of a cop friends car.
It also had one that said "Follow me, I'm going to wreck this thing".
Pissed one night we went to a burger joint. He's flashing his police ID around. His parting words "I'll show you how cops drive".
See where this is going?
Yep. He parked it in the lounge of a house 200 metres down the road.
We did a runner...
Oh yeah - he spilt his drink.
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That last one was my sig a few days ago...
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Rep points for whoever guesses correctly which bumper sticker I'm getting made up to go on my car.
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
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"if you don't like the way i drive then stay off the side walk"
"i have CRS can't remember shit"
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Second one.
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Go you halves for the 2nd one if you get some made up.
My fav was one I saw in Aus based on the drink drive ads.
If drive a Volvo, -Youre a bloody idiot.
Don't you look at my accountant.
He's the only one I've got.
Every Day im Shuffling Shuffli
save the whales
harpoon a fat chick
I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac
nosey little fucker aint ya (in small writing)
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That last one is funny.
Right up to the point they kick in your taillight.
Don't you look at my accountant.
He's the only one I've got.
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"Keep honking, I'm reloading"
"I'm not crazy, everyone else is"
"The voices in my head tell me you're insane"
Just a few of the ones I remember.
Sever
Now and forever
you're just another lost soul about to be mine again
see her, you'll never free her
you must surrender it all
And give life to me again
Disturbed - Inside the Fire
Asparagus wee
I ♣ Hippies
The world will look up and shout "Save Us!", and I'll whisper "no"
Here for the arcade.
The child proof house one?
kiwi biker Double D (dirt div)
dont drink drive ... its washing powder.
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