Is it ok to be gay?

**Number One** · 24th August 2009, 10:40

Originally Posted by Oscar

The reason I couldn't be gay is that the standards of personal hygiene are too high...

nice one you sound like a right catch sunshine

**Mikkel** · 24th August 2009, 13:05

Originally Posted by Metalor

And no thanks, you might drop it

It's not a Ducati, it should be safe enough.

Originally Posted by NDORFN

Whatever dude. I was thinking how closely that resembles my own package...

Jesus, are both your balls positively charged? Must be some operation - like the one they do to the ears - that could fix it.

**cc rider** · 24th August 2009, 14:57

Originally Posted by R6_kid

I guess if you like cock in your mouth and ass, and like the touch of a man. It's not everyone's cup of tea though.

Originally Posted by Sidewinder

or like wearing a dress while bucket racing im sure you are!

...um! All sounds a bit gurlie to me.....

Originally Posted by Babelfish

Gay is ok, but the high levels of hygene and constant dancing can get tiresome.

Then you need to dial down your standards a notch

Originally Posted by Babelfish

In any case we all know that every woman is only 2 beers away from being a lesbian...

....I have to drink beer first?

Originally Posted by Babelfish

I somehow feel exposed while writing this...probably due to Huey Lewis and the News playing while I write it...or maybe its my new undies...

Did you say you were exposing yourself & playing in your new undies. Babel, over my knee you go...

Originally Posted by gatch

It still cracks me up that people are so uncomfortable talking about homosexuality. Just like eating a dog, if it makes you feel good, do it..

....dito for eatin pussy, yeah!?

Originally Posted by 2wheeldrifter

So are you a giver, or a receiver?

Both....You should always give as good as you get....

Originally Posted by peasea

...Personally I like bonking my missus....amongst doing other things to her that she always moans about. Funny how she can be moaning one minute and grateful the next.

Women, go figure.

Originally Posted by smoky

yeah I've noticed that about her as well

...you know peasea's missus?

**ynot slow** · 24th August 2009, 21:25

Originally Posted by fire eyes

its ok to be gay! I love gay men .. they are soooooooooo tidy in the house!!! & they do ironing! although the downside is ... some have nicer legs than me

Hey I do ironing,both present and ex wife wouldn't do it,but have pioneered a kiwi way,in winter iron the collars of shirts(as have jersey on for cold)only and couple of pants to do and all done.

Downside of my legs is 35 years playing soccer and white,but real hairy.

**nothingflash** · 24th August 2009, 21:41

There's a couple of shit stabbers at work that hate each other - the problem is they're both catchers. Given the whole "opposites attract" thing I can see how they'll never get along... no point rubbing two assholes together I guess

**Metalor** · 25th August 2009, 00:59

Originally Posted by nothingflash

There's a couple of shit stabbers at work that hate each other - the problem is they're both catchers. Given the whole "opposites attract" thing I can see how they'll never get along... no point rubbing two assholes together I guess

Hahaha! Both catchers, very nice!

**Drew** · 25th August 2009, 15:38

Originally Posted by Metalor

Hahaha! Both catchers, very nice!

Calm down. We get that you think you're a giver.

**cc rider** · 25th August 2009, 17:21

Sooo....was just wondering....does having a threesome mean you're all gay. Or just having too much fun?? (note: could not possibly have too much fun)

I have another question, for later

**nothingflash** · 25th August 2009, 18:21

Originally Posted by Drew

Calm down. We get that you think you're a giver.

That would be a "pitcher"

**Drew** · 26th August 2009, 15:35

Originally Posted by nothingflash

That would be a "pitcher"

Well well, dont you just know all about it then?

Quite an informative thread this one.

**gatch** · 26th August 2009, 22:24

Originally Posted by nothingflash

There's a couple of shit stabbers at work that hate each other - the problem is they're both catchers. Given the whole "opposites attract" thing I can see how they'll never get along... no point rubbing two assholes together I guess

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAH I laughed so hard I nearly poo'd.

How do you know they catch lol

Originally Posted by cc rider

Sooo....was just wondering....does having a threesome mean you're all gay. Or just having too much fun?? (note: could not possibly have too much fun)

I have another question, for later

I think a 3 way with all dudes would be a bit suspect ha, 2f 1m is sweet, so is 2m 1f, I wouldn't be all that happy with all girls either..

I guess it would be like watching the bike racing as opposed to actually being out there riding..

Next question.

**cc rider** · 26th August 2009, 22:44

Originally Posted by gatch

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAH I laughed so hard I nearly poo'd.

I hear there are exercises to tighten that.....

Originally Posted by gatch

I think a 3 way with all dudes would be a bit suspect ha, 2f 1m is sweet, so is 2m 1f, I wouldn't be all that happy with all girls either..

I guess it would be like watching the bike racing as opposed to actually being out there riding..

Next question.

2f 1m is sweet....yum!
so is 2m 1f....yum!
I wouldn't be all that happy with all girls either....giggle!

Edit: have been advised that one on one is more fun....wanders off to find hott gurlie