My Favourite Bumper Stickers

**soundbeltfarm** · 5th April 2005, 18:36

smile its the second best thing you can do with your lips

**bungbung** · 5th April 2005, 18:37

I love animals, they're delicious

**Holy Roller** · 5th April 2005, 18:41

Some may like this one

**Two Smoker** · 5th April 2005, 18:45

Well there is the Sticker on MR's Van...

DUREX

And on his bike...

"My other car is a fast bike"

**Waylander** · 5th April 2005, 18:46

last three didn't make it through mate.

**James Deuce** · 5th April 2005, 18:50

Originally Posted by alarumba

The child proof house one?

We have a winner!

**Coyote** · 5th April 2005, 19:12

Originally Posted by Jim2

We have a winner!

It was the one I would've gone for

**Skunk** · 5th April 2005, 19:17

I have a child proof house, and it works

**SPORK** · 5th April 2005, 20:48

I live in a house, and I'm a child, and I assure you it is not child-proof in the slightest!

**Coyote** · 5th April 2005, 21:06

Originally Posted by Cryhavoc

I live in a house, and I'm a child, and I assure you it is not child-proof in the slightest!

Yeah, your walls are like cardboard and theres a huge entrance out into the alleyway

**MrMelon** · 5th April 2005, 21:24

If I wanted you up my ass I would have bought you a drink.

**StoneChucker** · 5th April 2005, 21:46

Originally Posted by Two Smoker

Well there is the Sticker on MR's Van...

"My other car is a fast bike"

Thats what I had on the back of my car at the last rally

I think someone owes me royalties

(EDIT* I didn't have fast though)

And another two I remember:

"My dad says... Condoms don't work"
and
"So many pedestrians...So little time"

**SPORK** · 5th April 2005, 22:08

Originally Posted by MrMelon

If I wanted you up my ass I would have bought you a drink.

That, coupled with your avatar, combine to make the best thing I have heard all day.

Bravo!

PS: I also have your avatar on my phone, it's just too awesome.