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    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    He probably was standing still, it's called 'waiting'.

    Is a Volty an electric bike?
    Yeah, probaly doing a U-turn to shake off the annoying bike that was following him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Yeah, probaly doing a U-turn to shake off the annoying bike that was following him.
    Would need a squad car for that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EJK View Post
    lol It was an Asian, she was quite preety too

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    Play on playa, play on!!

    That's quite a good pick up line actually..."sorry I thought you were someone else!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by retro asian View Post
    Play on playa, play on!!

    That's quite a good pick up line actually..."sorry I thought you were someone else!"
    It's not quite good when it's done after around 10 seconds. It'll makes you look really stupid.

    After around 3-5 second is a great time to use the phrase however That's enough time to check her boob size, face make up and clothing


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    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    He probably was standing still, it's called 'waiting'.
    The real rest of the story is that I caught up with him because he slowed down and waited for me to catch up. Then we rode along at walking pace for a while having a chat about what a great day it was for a ride, how much we both love our bikes and how neither of us owns a car any more.

    Just to keep this thread on topic, I already knew that I didn't know him... but there's no such thing as strangers, just bikers you haven't chatted up yet!

    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    Is a Volty an electric bike?
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    Quote Originally Posted by EJK View Post
    It's not quite good when it's done after around 10 seconds. It'll makes you look really stupid.

    After around 3-5 second is a great time to execute however That's enough time to check her boob size, face make up and clothing.
    To execute......Asians????

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    Quote Originally Posted by klingon View Post
    I already knew that I didn't know
    Are you sure? Or is this a mis-quote?

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    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    To execute......Asians????
    To use the phrase "Sorry I thought you were someone else"


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    Quote Originally Posted by EJK View Post
    To use the phrase "Sorry I thought you were someone else"
    Should I ask the question again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    Should I ask the question again?
    I'm confused


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    Quote Originally Posted by EJK View Post
    I'm confused
    Dear Confused.
    Using any phrase gives you the right to execute Asians.

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    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    Dear Confused.
    Using any phrase gives you the right to execute Asians.

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    Post fixed. Execute always doesn't mean "to kill"


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    Quote Originally Posted by EJK View Post
    Post fixed. Execute always doesn't mean "to kill"
    Post Mortem.

    I suppose your right. When cops 'execute' a warrant they don't usually kill people, they just fuck them over.

    So, it must follow that...if you've been executed you're going to walk funny, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    Post Mortem.

    I suppose your right. When cops 'execute' a warrant they don't usually kill people, they just fuck them over.

    So, it must follow that...if you've been executed you're going to walk funny, right?
    Only the first time for most of them
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Only the first time for most of them
    Is carrying condoms part of the deal with you guys?
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    "Guys" I did spell that right, didn't I?

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