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  1. 23rd August 2009, 11:40 #1
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    The Best Engine

    A notable gynecologist once said:

    "The best engine in the world is the vagina.

    It can be started with one finger.

    It is self-lubricating.

    It takes any size piston.

    And it changes its own oil every four weeks.

    It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental."
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  2. 23rd August 2009, 13:47 #2
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    LOVE IT +1 to u

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  3. 23rd August 2009, 14:10 #3
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    That is very well said
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  4. 24th August 2009, 12:12 #4
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    Be great if you could upgrade the icu/(brain of item)every 28 days.
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  5. 24th August 2009, 12:41 #5
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    You certainly don't want a clever one.

    IME : The clever ones are too expensive to run
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