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    You did the crime

    Now what is the time? I am genuinely horrified by this


    Aussie man glued to toilet in 'sick' prank

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news...ectid=10592874

    While I am sure the intent was to be "funny" the result for the victim is a very long way removed from that.

    What do you think would be a suitable way to punish the dickheads responsible for this?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Now what is the time? I am genuinely horrified by this
    Im sorry and although I do appreciate the humiliation this guy went through I did kind of piss myself just a little when I read the story. Only cause he was OK though...
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"

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    This is NZ. Physically humiliating someone is encouraged, and you get extra points if it is out and out bullying.
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    An eye for an eye. Glue their sorry asses to a seat, in a public place, and then lets see how funny it is.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    Im sorry and although I do appreciate the humiliation this guy went through I did kind of piss myself just a little when I read the story. Only cause he was OK though...
    Like I said, I am sure the intent was amusing, but seriously, how do you reckon you would feel if it was you that was glued to a toilet seat and had to go through what that man did. I very much doubt you would see anything remotely funny about it. In fact I would hazard a guess that the industrial solvents they had to use to remove the seat from your arse would not be a pleasant thing to have applied at all.

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    This is NZ. Physically humiliating someone is encouraged, and you get extra points if it is out and out bullying.
    Sad eh?
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    So that toilet has no seat now....I suppose the police are looking into it...but they probably have nothing to go on...

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    Chances are it is just some kids. That being the case some community service helping others less fortunate would seem appropriate - plus an apology.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Like I said, I am sure the intent was amusing, but seriously, how do you reckon you would feel if it was you that was glued to a toilet seat and had to go through what that man did. I very much doubt you would see anything remotely funny about it. In fact I would hazard a guess that the industrial solvents they had to use to remove the seat from your arse would not be a pleasant thing to have applied at all.
    Trust me, I have had some terribly humiliating things happen to me in my lifetime. I now look back on alot of them and laugh. Sure the guy was humiliated and what happened to him is nasty but the way that story was written had a humorous undertone to it IMO...
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    We had an anti smacking bill introduced ... an anti joke bill as well ??? ...

    If you can get arrested for flicking your kids ear in public (oh the embarrasment),this sort of thing should get the police attention pretty fast. Maybe a "quota" for sick jokers ???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    ...Trust me, I have had some terribly humiliating things happen to me in my lifetime. ...
    Please elaborate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Now what is the time? I am genuinely horrified by this


    Aussie man glued to toilet in 'sick' prank

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news...ectid=10592874

    While I am sure the intent was to be "funny" the result for the victim is a very long way removed from that.

    What do you think would be a suitable way to punish the dickheads responsible for this?
    You should have posted the article on "Throw another pit bull on the barbie"

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    Kill them.

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    Good thing it was in aussie. That would never happen here.
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    I rubbed shoe polish on a toilet seat once. I ran like a bastard when a few Australian SAS entered the bogs as I was just leaving.....

    but glue, that's just crazy talk....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post

    What do you think would be a suitable way to punish the dickheads responsible for this?
    Having just watched Casino Royale the other night, I'm opting for (if they were male pranksters) the ole "remove the seat from a chair, strip them naked,tie them to said chair, and massage their dangly bits with a huge knotted rope".

    All of this must be done in public naturally.

    If the pranksters were girls, then strip 'em naked, spread eagle them and then apply and remove sanitary pads, sticky side down.
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