Such a Rush
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XD
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Likes a good argument...
I always had the pull-it-to-bits part sorted, it's the put-it-back-together-in-a-way-that-doesn't-catch-fire part that gets me...
Weekend cruiser
ohhhh so its not meant to catch fire after? thats where i've been going wrong all this timeOriginally Posted by jono035
2strokers! because four strokes is playing with it
Hardcore Biker
Hahaha, shame Aucland Uni boys!!
Likes a good argument...
I'm not sure why we are 'shamed', but I think you will find that you are missing the k in Auckland...
Hardcore Biker
Well would you look at that, I was too! Silly me.
Don't worry, I'm at Auckland Uni too. That was the joke
Joke.
Forum whore
They played us this in eng101 haha.
Forum whore
and this more-or-less sums up the later life of the engineer...
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5tbGjUJGM4[/youtube]
(especially the 2nd one)
For whom the bell tolls
lol, explains a lot about some people in the SMC. Too bad we need them to fix our stuff and drink our beer!
KiwiBitcher
where opinion holds more weight than fact.
It's better to not pass and know that you could have than to pass and find out that you can't. Wait for the straight.
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I may not be able to fix anything but hell, I'll have some beer!!
For whom the bell tolls
hmm, a real woman!
KiwiBitcher
where opinion holds more weight than fact.
It's better to not pass and know that you could have than to pass and find out that you can't. Wait for the straight.
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Thanks I guess XD
$1,101,806
yeh! ah dooo!.
Its such a traumatic thing to deal with...having the knack. Women want you for all the wrong reasons.... not for you or your body or you alpha male atributes.....but because you can fix the dish washer....and cause you are employable and dependable and will always be a dependable provider.... what that can do to a mans esteem.... waaaarggghhhhh!......(pull yerself together man...people are watching)
More than 40 years ago I was diagnosed with.... the "Knack", 35 years ago I was sentenced to work and work and work....and 27 years ago I became a....Gulp..."provider"...dependable strong responsi......dishwasher fixing...provider...
35 years of constant work....no let ups...no being "let go" and sentenced to several weeks or months on the benifit (during the whitebait or salmon or sking season)....no those with the knack never get a letup, those with the knack are sentenced to a long hard life till they are knackered and the knack begins to slowly fade....and the mind and body fades till the knack is gone at which time the mind and body are so totally knacked the poor sufferer has no life in them left to enjoy....
And as he lays there on his death bed...and the light begins to fade...and time stretchs to the horizon as light follows the setting sun....the last words he understands in this world, is the nurse by the bed side saying to the doctor...shall I give him more oxygen? No, don't bother nurse...hes knackered!
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