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  1. 25th August 2009, 11:26 #1
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    Fuel gauge?

    Might be just me but this was just too funny not to share.
    I got a phone call a couple of days ago from a very pissed off customer.
    "hello this is ###$$ I bought the Toassan spbird from you."
    "The fuel gauge is broken--- I want it fixed."
    Doesn't it show the fuel level?
    "yes but not the RIGHT amount of petrol"
    the right amount???
    "Yea I put gas in and it showed full Now its only showing 3/4"

    I gotta tell you I was convinced this was a prank call.

    Ok sir so have you driven the car since puting petrol in?
    "yea"
    Ok sir before we spend hours fixing the car could you try something for me?
    'What"
    Go to the gas station and FILL the car up then call me back and tell me what happens.

    Funnilly enough I still haven't had a call back from the guy
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    ROFL!! some people have no common sense!
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    Are you sure this person actually bought something from you? Prank call does sound pretty likely.
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    Bahahahaaa!!! seriously?!
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    Don't worry, you'll probably get another call in the next couple of days saying that it didn't fix the problem...
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    Quote Originally Posted by McWild View Post
    Don't worry, you'll probably get another call in the next couple of days saying that it didn't fix the problem...
    And that it's now worse!! "I don't want to have to go fill up at the petrol station every time I want the gauge to say FULL!!"
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  9. 25th August 2009, 15:21 #9
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    awww c'mon guys!! I made an honest mistake! How was I to know how a fuel guage works??? Never had one on my bike!!
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  11. 25th August 2009, 18:16 #11
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    No problem, we can fix that sir [pulls off tank connector & plugs it into supply]. There. Full. Always.
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    doesn't E mean theres enough in the tank and F mean fuck all?
    it's not a bad thing till you throw a KLR into the mix.
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    Is this serious? What a farkwit...
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    nope this guy was deadly serious.
    moronic but serious.
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    He'll be back as soon as he realises that all four tyres are flatter on the bottom ....
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