Question for the day

[wickle]

>>but how would you go about it?<<

I'd use a mini and put two in the front seat and two in the back.

Then find an orchard to dump the body in and cover it in sunglasses so nobody recognises.

But where will the Graffites sit

[Hitcher]

Some years ago, whilst taking in the sights and sounds of Auckland's zoo, Kashin and her handler walked by. Two zoo visitors in front of us were heard to remark "Is that the elephant that died, or the other one?"

At that point I realised that there was truth in the observation that half of the population has below-average intelligence.

RIP Kashin. You've now made the transition from being the other one to being the elephant that died.

[wbks]

Reminds me of old times....

What game is that called?!

[Swoop]

if u have a spare I"ll have it!

Sorry. I filled mine and took it to the bank. Luckily they didn't provide a Piggy Muldoon piggybank as a replacement...

[peasea]

So, what would you do if you turned up for work and the manager says to you:

"Er mate, we have a...um...dead elephant out the back....can you get rid of it for us....."

Shame about Kashin, but how would you go about it?

Start with a sharp knife, get gas for the barbie and ring a shitload of mates.

[peasea]

Or maybe the zoo could gift the hide to Quasi, so he can make a race suit for the more, errr, rotund riders.
Gotta be some elephant arsed members here.

On Harleys??

[Mully]

They're going to need a fucking big shoebox.....

[peasea]

They're going to need a fucking big shoebox.....

Did Kashin have big feet or something?

[Mully]

Did Kashin have big feet or something?

You know what they say about elephants with big feet......

[peasea]

You know what they say about elephants with big feet......

...that they're no good at athletics?

[ynot slow]

It's a zoo,should have shot her and fed to the lions and other carnivorous beasts waste nothing.We feel so sad for a bloody elephant being euthanised,but innocent kids die by the week lately or so.

[Mully]

...that they're no good at athletics?

" you must spread some bling....."

[EJK]

What game is that called?!

It's Age of the Empires, series one. I believe it's the only game that you can hunt elephants for food.

[oldrider]

It's a zoo,should have shot her and fed to the lions and other carnivorous beasts waste nothing.We feel so sad for a bloody elephant being euthanised,but innocent kids die by the week lately or so.

+1 They waste whale meat too, when they get stranded, they bulldoze them into the ground! Dumb fuckers!

Once they're dead!