My first Fathers' Day coming up. Hoping for some new tools. What do you usually get?
Hardcore Biker
My first Fathers' Day coming up. Hoping for some new tools. What do you usually get?
Whip it, whip it good!
Nothing, not a damn thing!
Originally Posted by Gubb
Hardcore Biker
maybe cause your a mum, mom
Thats whats up.
Forum whore
You get what you give - love.......
In and out of jobs, running free
Waging war with society
Hardcore Biker
Hopefully the same thing as every other year... a handmade card from my daughter
"Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death" - Hunter S. Thompson
Blood - just give it!
It'll be two slices of cold toast with honey, no marge, and a milo with no sugar and hot water from the tap.
On Fathers day, that's just the ticket - two boys who know that despite dad being an ass from time to time, he loves them, and they love me right back
At the 2007 Westpac Ride:
Donor: So ya glad you're a Biker?
Minnie: F**k yeah!
Forum whore
Already got it-
40th, dads day, Christmas forever- all in one smart looking black fairing
Just ride.
Forum whore
Needs a clean, but.
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
The metal is always nude.
Well I'm getting a "4 months to go 'til born" baby.....
...and..I'm going to remember what an awesome father I had once...
"...you meet the weirdest people riding a Guzzi !!..."
parting of the sensory
Uh... nothing.
Nada.
Zip.
Not anything at all.
The Mutant Spawn obviously don't love me (but I still love them). They are also experts at ignoring Xmas and birthdays.
But that's alright: I'm not getting my father or father-in-law anything. Serves them right for being dead.
However (but!) I have a suspicion I'm not dead. Not yet.
... and that's what I think.
Or summat.
Or maybe not...
Dunno really....
is not a trout
That's an excellent purpose for fathers' day! I will also make use of it to remember my Dear Old Dad and think about some of the wonderful gifts he gave me.
At his funeral the celebrant asked us to each think of something we would like to say "thank you" to our Dad for. I can't even remember what I said but I vividly remember my brother saying "Thanks for teaching me that you can move anything with a fulcrum and lever!"
I suggest that all of you who have a father who is still around, take the time on fathers' day to thank him for something.
There is no such thing as bad weather; only inappropriate clothing!
Highway Biker
Funny.... that's exactly my situation too !
I think I'm getting one of them a new helmet this fathers day... (don't ask how that works, coz I dunno)
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam!
Ultimate keyboard Warrior
Nothing, Well, it better be nothing, I have done what I can to ban the buying of gifts on Fathers day, I don't need that crap. Its just marketing.
A hug from the kids will do perfectly.
And I'll hound the wife for a bit of action but I do that every damn day.
Grumpy Old Bastard
I'll get nothing. Never do. Kids hate me...
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
Forum whore
I want a spork that isn't plastic.
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
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