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    Gotta love the Irish

    Irish maths test

    Paddy wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math’s test.
    Here is your first question, the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."
    "Without numbers?" Paddy says? "Dat s easy." And proceeds to draw three trees.

    "What's this?" the boss asks.
    "Have you no brain? Tree and tree plus tree makes 9" says Paddy.

    "Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99."
    Paddy stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree.. "Ere ye go."

    The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"
    "Each of them trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, plus dirty tree. Dat makes 99."

    The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire Paddy, so he says, "All right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100."
    Paddy stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere ye go. One hundred."

    The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!"
    Paddy leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and whispers, "A little dog came along and pooped by each tree.
    So now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, which makes ONE HUNDRED!"

    Paddy is the new supervisor.
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    I think Paddy works for my company.
    Quote Originally Posted by rachprice View Post
    Jrandom, You are such a woman hating cunt, if you weren't such a misogynist bastard you might have a better luck with women!

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    Being Irish, and new here, im extremely offended....

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    Quote Originally Posted by cooper_man View Post
    Being Irish, and new here, im extremely offended....
    welcome watch out for the trolls

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    Quote Originally Posted by cooper_man View Post
    Being Irish, and new here, im extremely offended....
    Pog ma thon!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Usarka View Post
    Pog ma thon!
    He said he was Irish, not a rimmer... Top of the mornin to ya sir!
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Two irishmen reading the Sits Vacants, and they see an advert "Tree Fellers Wanted".

    "What a shame, Paddy" says Seamus. "There's only two of us..."
    Can I believe the magic of your size... (The Shirelles)

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    Quote Originally Posted by cooper_man View Post
    Being Irish, and new here, im extremely offended....
    Well that beats being Irish and old aye.....

    Don't worry a lot of us kiwis are of Irish decent...I myself am half Irish, and that poses a problem...Which friggin hand do I hold the Guiness in!!!!


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