Robbie Williams - music's greatest superstar

**Mully** · 29th August 2009, 13:28

Good grief. The apocolypse appears to be upon us:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment...test-superstar

**Boob Johnson** · 29th August 2009, 13:33

Robbie Williams has been named music's greatest superstar of all time

By who? His mother?

**short-circuit** · 29th August 2009, 13:37

Yeah great... and the top ten looks like someone just hit random play on a big music data base

**Mully** · 29th August 2009, 13:39

Originally Posted by short-circuit

Yeah great... and the top ten looks like someone just hit random play on a big music data base

The top ten looks like it was picked by a window-licking fucktard.

**Boob Johnson** · 29th August 2009, 13:47

Originally Posted by short-circuit

Yeah great... and the top ten looks like it was picked by some random teenager

Edited for accuracy

**James Deuce** · 29th August 2009, 13:55

He never cracked the US, so how does that work?

**short-circuit** · 29th August 2009, 13:55

Originally Posted by Mully

The top ten looks like it was picked by a window-licking fucktard.

I think this is probably closest to the mark.

Hey Gareth......

yer a cock, yer a cock

**Big Dave** · 29th August 2009, 15:00

Originally Posted by Mully

a window-licking fucktard.

Have you watched MTV lately? The window lickers are the highbrow part.

When it first started it was mint. It just played contemporary music.

It's evolved into a largely un-watchable cross between Big Brother and Jackass with a hip-hop beat, doesn't play a whole lot of music in prime time and has talking heads with IQ appeal of a Cabbage. Ergo the list.

**Mully** · 29th August 2009, 15:55

Originally Posted by Big Dave

Have you watched MTV lately? The window lickers are the highbrow part.

When it first started it was mint. It just played contemporary music.

It's evolved into a largely un-watchable cross between Big Brother and Jackass with a hip-hop beat, doesn't play a whole lot of music in prime time and has talking heads with IQ appeal of a Cabbage. Ergo the list.

Mmm, I concur. I was channel surfing the other day and saw some visual abortion on there.

I think it made me dumber just watching it.

**KiwiRat** · 29th August 2009, 15:56

I'm with you on this David Large.

**Mully** · 29th August 2009, 15:57

Originally Posted by short-circuit

I think this is probably closest to the mark.

Hey Gareth......

yer a cock, yer a cock

No, no, no.

"You're a twat, Gareth. You're a twat and a knob-end"
"Don't care. I'm not listening so it doesn't offend me"
"You wont hear this then: You're a cock. You're a cock........ You're a cock."

**PrincessBandit** · 29th August 2009, 17:36

Originally Posted by Mully

No, no, no.

"You're a twat, Gareth. You're a twat and a knob-end"
"Don't care. I'm not listening so it doesn't offend me"
"You wont hear this then: You're a cock. You're a cock........ You're a cock."

Hey, if you sing the last sentence you wrote it would fit well with the tune of "She's a mod, she's a mod she's a mod" (Ray Columbus and the Invaders, for all you young uns).

"You're a cock, you're a cock, you're a cock yeah yeah yeah yeah...."

**NZsarge** · 29th August 2009, 17:56

Interest list, but actually they're all wrong..

**PrincessBandit** · 29th August 2009, 18:30

Did anyone else notice the discrepancy between the headline "Robbie Williams musics greatest superstar" then the list at the bottom "MTVs top 10 list". Those 3 letters explain a lot. MTV is only a one facet of popular music (pop as opposed to classical etc.) and I'm sure that even then the list would be highly debated by many.