Okay, I'm assuming the OP actually wants some advice.
On larger bikes, this is less of an issue. I have posted before now about a black Jeep who bullied a sports bike about a year ago - you sometimes get people who are irrationally agressive, and for whom, the tailgating is simply an expression of their desire to hurt you.
For the most part, if a brake tap doesn't get their attention (not meaning a hard out stop either), then you have two choices available - the point of this is to introduce space or safety margin around you.
Where you have an aggressive tailgater, I recommend being behind them where you will be out of danger. Find somewhere safe to pull into, I find a parked row of cars, and then dive left into the shadow, and brake. Let them roll on past, hopefully that's the end of it.
If you elect to speed up, normally the tailgater will do the same. I will 90% of the time, split past the car in front and give myself some defensive room. Better to have a cage tailgated, than a bike. If I'm on the open road, I'll normally find a nice big queue of cars, and split past to give myself good room.
Okay, if the tailgater is aggressive, then it's a no win situation. Having been in the position of being on the recieving end of badness, I tend to be a little more forward in making them understand the error of their ways. In the past, I have removed keys, and once, after a middle aged Fucktard tried hitting me (me being clad in leather and wearing a full faced helmet), I've settled the discussion with some percussive reinforcement. As I'm getting older, I realise that's a really dumb idea....
Its diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; its life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.
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