Biggest Bullshit Story (that somebody believed)

**slofox** · 31st August 2009, 15:40

So what's the biggest piece of bullshit you put out that somebody believed? (apart from "KB is a serious motorcycling forum!")

My favourite was when Voltaren Emulgel first came out. I told the then Mrs... "They get it from emus y'know. That's why it's called EMUlgel!"
Reply "Does it? I didn't know that!"

**MIXONE** · 31st August 2009, 15:52

Honestly Officer I didn't realise I was going that fast...

**Fatt Max** · 31st August 2009, 15:53

I got my father-in-law on one that Billy Connoly came out with a few years ago.

I told him that Ford and Holden had started to make prescription wind screens for those with sight difficulties. They even did a range of ‘Split Screen Bi-Focals’ for those who have different perspectives on the open road and town driving.

He believed it as well for about 5 minutes until I told him that they were easy to spot, just look for the oncoming car with the driver who has a huge fucking head…

He punched me, but it was funny…..

**R6_kid:Me** · 31st August 2009, 15:57

"I can stop from 60kmh in 2m..."

"my bike doesn't have a flywheel"

Unfortunately the only people believing those lines are the people that said them.

On another note, I was once at the airmen's club at RNZAF Base Woodbourne (where the junior ranks drink)... after having one particular guy taking the piss out of me for the last 25mins he finally asked me what I did for a living... I told him that I was an Officer that had just finished my Hercules conversion course and was taking a short break to visit some friends. He practically shat his pants, went bright red in the face, apologised for hassling me and then bought me a drink to try and makes things better. It wasn't until I had finished the beer that I asked him - What the hell would an officer be doing at the junior ranks club? He had a think about it and then started to get pretty angry

**NighthawkNZ:Me** · 31st August 2009, 16:06

my 80 year old uncle (from pommy land) thought the Britten motorcycle was designed and built in Briton

**ynot slow** · 31st August 2009, 18:20

Brother and his mate at school discussing engines etc,brother had helped neighbour rebuild his motox bike.They conned another kid that diesels used spark plugs,another kid who lived on a farm said he had helped his dad change the massey fergys' sparkplugs on weekend.Was in 1975 and tractor was a fergy 135-165 diesel.Brother and his mate got good mileage out of that one for years.

**ynot slow** · 31st August 2009, 18:24

Wanking makes you blind,ahh can't see.Hell hairy palms,nooo.

**I'm motarded** · 31st August 2009, 18:31

Told a guy who I worked with one day the
Chocolate milk was made by feeding cows chocolate
Banna milk was made by feeding cows bannas etc etc,

He then rang I think it was mainland to ask them I could hear the lady laughing down the other end of the phone from accross the room. Classic

**ynot slow** · 31st August 2009, 18:33

The tap outside Speights Brewery,free beer here sign on April 1.

**PrincessBandit** · 31st August 2009, 19:25

One of my boyfriends told me that the cats eyes in the middle of the road get closer together the further south you go, relating to the lines of latitude. I can hardly believe that I fell for it, although I was very young and trusting back then.

**ready4whatever** · 31st August 2009, 19:36

Originally Posted by PrincessBandit

One of my boyfriends told me that the ....

how many bfs did you have? lol jj

I told a kid that if you shoot a possum in the neck it helps it breath easier

**bogan** · 31st August 2009, 19:59

I convinced a guy aluminium was actually bright blue, it just goes silver when it oxidises with the air. Told him to go cut a peice and look real quick!

**p.dath** · 31st August 2009, 20:14

My girlfriend has a daughter who is about 19. She has recently started doing a weight loss video based on dance called something like Koolomba.

I told her Koolomba came from Africa. And it means to "shake the ground". She was facinated.
Then I told her that it came from the tribesman who herd elephants.

Then she clicked. Very funny to me.

**Morepower** · 31st August 2009, 20:21

Originally Posted by p.dath

My girlfriend has a daughter who is about 19. She has recently started doing a weight loss video based on dance called something like Koolomba.

I told her Koolomba came from Africa. And it means to "shake the ground". She was facinated.
Then I told her that it came from the tribesman who herd elephants.

Then she clicked. Very funny to me.

Thats pretty close to fact , google it or check Wikipedia