Biggest Bullshit Story (that somebody believed)

[Surly Rubec]

Way back when I worked at Tuai Power Station, a story went round of an apprentice who ended up with a sack of blown light bulbs. After a major replacment session. On enquiring on what to with blown bulbs, he was sent to shift operator in the dog box, who repaired them. The Shifty who was forwarned greeted him and advised him to come back for the repairs the next day. Which he off coarse, he replaced from the stores.
To make a long story longer, it was forgotten that apprentices at that time were required to furnish a weekly/monthly (whatever) report on their experiences. This report was signed by his controlling officer without him even reading it. The rest of this story I leave to your imagination.
Regards Brucie

[Dave Lobster]

About twenty years ago I convinced a girl that ginga people have a similar chromosome imbalance as people with Down's syndrome.

I didn't see her for about ten years after that.. during which time she went off and trained to be a nurse (or something like that..). She went fucking apeshit when she saw me again. She'd retold my wind up in front of the whole class, as truth. Not amused..

I still chuckle about it now..

[MisterD]

I can't believe that Flatcap hasn't posted in here yet...I've never met anyone with such an ability to make up complete bullshit and relay it in a convincing manner...

Roy Orbison is a Kiwi is the best that I've witnessed and been sucker enough to actually think about for a minute (nah!...is he?...he isn't, is he?..is he?..) Others in that drinking session swallowed hook, line and sinker.

(He's from Texas BTW, Orbison that is, not Flatcap. He's from Hokitika Beach)

[Winter]

Im a pretty honest guy. There are only 3 lies I would ever tell a woman.

#1, I wont cum in your mouth.

#2, I'll only rub it on your arsehole.

#3, I love you.

[Fatt Max]

Im a pretty honest guy. There are only 3 lies I would ever tell a woman.

#1, I wont cum in your mouth.

#2, I'll only rub it on your arsehole.

#3, I love you.

You sir are a pillar of honesty, integrity and.....well......shit really. Let's face it, we've all broken them classics (as recent as this morning for me actually)

[Flatcap]

I can't believe that Flatcap hasn't posted in here yet...I've never met anyone with such an ability to make up complete bullshit and relay it in a convincing manner...

Roy Orbison is a Kiwi is the best that I've witnessed and been sucker enough to actually think about for a minute (nah!...is he?...he isn't, is he?..is he?..) Others in that drinking session swallowed hook, line and sinker.

(He's from Texas BTW, Orbison that is, not Flatcap. He's from Hokitika Beach)

Talking convincing bollocks is an art

[Dave Lobster]

I've never met anyone with such an ability to make up complete bullshit and relay it in a convincing manner...

You've never met Ray Kemp then?

First one I've heard of.... That's never happened before.. It must have been the way you put it together... We've done enough R&D...