http://www.fmylife.com/tops

These seriously detracted from the past hour of study that i should have been doing.

Some of my favourites include but are not limited to:
-Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML

-Today, my child says "Mommy. Sometimes my peepee goes up like a stick." I say "Well, honey, that's normal and ok." Then I ask when it does that. And he says "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes..." FML

-Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "because you can't find a real girl I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

-Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. She said "Yes". FML

and my favourite from a guy in wellington

-Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML

Anyways, have a look if you want a laugh. Post your favourites