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  1. 10th September 2009, 13:21 #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pussy View Post
    You think you've got it bad?
    I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.....
    Not much of a wanker then are you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    Not much of a wanker then are you?

    No, but I do like being spoken dirty to.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    I find it ironic that the incredibly rude personal comments about Les were made by someone bearing an astonishing resemblance to a Monica Lewinsky dress accessory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pussy View Post

    No, but I do like being spoken dirty to.....
    When a man talks dirty to a woman?
    Sexual harassment.

    When a woman talks dirty to a man?
    $3.99 a minute.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    When a woman talks dirty to a man?
    $3.99 a minute.
    I only got 20 bucks... got 5 minutes?
    $2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    I only got 20 bucks... got 5 minutes?
    $20? that is enough for a song. Blink 182, and I can sing it to you for 5mins......

    Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cock-sucker,
    Mother-fucker, tits, fart, turd and twat.

    Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cock-sucker,
    Mother-fucker, tits, fart, turd and twat.

    Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cock-sucker,
    Mother-fucker, tits, fart, turd and twat.

    Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cock-sucker,
    Mother-fucker, tits, fart, turd and twat.

    No body move... I dropped my brain
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    $20? that is enough for a song. Blink 182, and I can sing it to you for 5mins......

    Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cock-sucker,
    Mother-fucker, tits, fart, turd and twat.

    Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cock-sucker,
    Mother-fucker, tits, fart, turd and twat.

    Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cock-sucker,
    Mother-fucker, tits, fart, turd and twat.

    Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cock-sucker,
    Mother-fucker, tits, fart, turd and twat.

    Well there's the good news... it really did the trick...

    and the bad news - I didn't have time to get me gears off... and now I have washing to do...
    $2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    Well there's the good news... it really did the trick...

    and the bad news - I didn't have time to get me gears off... and now I have washing to do...
    You weren't supposed to take them dirty words so literally and shit and piss your pants!! Typical male, premature mass exodus of bodily fluids from all orifices.
    No body move... I dropped my brain
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    $20? that is enough for a song. Blink 182, and I can sing it to you for 5mins......

    Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cock-sucker,
    Mother-fucker, tits, fart, turd and twat.

    Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cock-sucker,
    Mother-fucker, tits, fart, turd and twat.

    Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cock-sucker,
    Mother-fucker, tits, fart, turd and twat.

    Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cock-sucker,
    Mother-fucker, tits, fart, turd and twat.

    Oh yeah!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    I find it ironic that the incredibly rude personal comments about Les were made by someone bearing an astonishing resemblance to a Monica Lewinsky dress accessory.

    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    All was good until I realised that having 105kg of man sliding into my rear was a tad uncomfortable after a while
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    Quote Originally Posted by pzkpfw View Post
    Not true, sadly.

    "Hackers".

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/the-press/tec...Facebook-pages
    Which just makes it absolutely fucking epic!

    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    $20? that is enough for a song. Blink 182, and I can sing it to you for 5mins......

    Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cock-sucker,
    Mother-fucker, tits, fart, turd and twat.
    ...
    Blink 182 has a lot to answer for. First they spoiled Behind Blue Eyes and now they, too, are stealing from George Carlin:
    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Nrp7cj_tM[/youtube]
    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

    Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
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