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  1. #46
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    Take in for a serive, lube, filters, new belts etc, ensure loaner is not in worse condition than the model you drop off.
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    Fkn crack up. Most awkward interviewee ever i reckon haha.

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    ahh Kiwibiker, the place where husbands can let out all the bottled up questions. Lucky for me I havn't tied the knot. but its been two years and apparently that means shes entitled to things that I own? well I have 1 month to act..
    Thats whats up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gatch View Post
    ensure loaner is not in worse condition than the model you drop off.
    I've been led to believe that a loaner is definately out of the question.
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    A service agent who doesn't have a loaner available? That's terrible! I'd be suggesting to them that if they want my business, they'd better sort that state of affairs.
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    Does anyone have the owners manual for a wife?

    Mine's emitting a terrible whining noise.
    Did she come with a lifetime warranty or a recommended replacement mileage??

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    Check its backlash.

    Steve
    "I am a licenced motorcycle instructor, I agree with dangerousbastard, no point in repeating what he said."
    "read what Steve says. He's right."
    "What Steve said pretty much summed it up."
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    WTB: Hyosung bikes or going or not.

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    Apparently the # 1 cause of divorce always starts with marriage.
    With my beer tinted glasses I'm ready to biddy battle,
    I'm hungry like the wolf, but I'll end up tending cattle!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJSin View Post
    Diamonds are the answer
    I had given to me a joke business card on it was-

    Diamonds may be a girls best friend


    But a stiff hard cock comes a close second.
    Hello officer put it on my tab

    Don't steal the government hates competition.

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    must i tell you again mute
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    Fuck the manual, get some skin coloured earplugs.
    "Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death" - Hunter S. Thompson

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    you are not supposed to listen to her mate, i am surprised your dad did not mention this.

    give her flowers, pleasure and chocolate. in that order. turn the stereo up first though.

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    my definition of wife...
    woman instigating fun elimination
    forsale A100,awesome power.
    near ready for bucket raceing,or just a padock,beach hack.
    gotta be a good deal,surely

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    Whining can be cured with a re-bore.
    Quote Originally Posted by FlangMaster
    I had a strange dream myself. You know that game some folk play on the streets where they toss coins at the wall and what not? In my dream they were tossing my semi hardened stool at the wall. I shit you not.

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    Sounds bad mate...... Might need a good lube and service.....
    If you are behind meDont ask as I am lost too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jantar View Post
    A trade in is cheaper.
    faark that! ditch that model, forget trade ins, just test drive a few newer models, when the whining noise starts again, just repeat the process
    Quote Originally Posted by carbonhed View Post
    Some Kiwibiker threads contain such a wealth of fuckwittery that they should in some way be permanently removed from the digital domain, carved onto stone tablets and then launched into space to scare the living shit out of any hostile alien species that may be lurking nearby

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