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    Six Pack Back wants to join the cops

    I have on good authority that spb is currently training to do the cop challenge. He apparently wants the join the force and is training 5 nights a week for the fitness test.

    My source also told me that he is hoping to be stationed in the Rodney area after his 6 month training.

    I though you first had to do 2 years before you can start saying where you wanna be stationed. I will see if I can get a "mate" to send me a copy of his application form so i can post it on here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by enigma51 View Post
    ......and is training 5 nights a week for the fitness test.
    The police have a fitness test??

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    Quote Originally Posted by enigma51 View Post

    I though you first had to do 2 years before you can start saying where you wanna be stationed.
    They will generally station you near you home - or they will try to accomodate a request if they can.

    Where does he live??

    You do two years "on the beat" - before you specialise.
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    I nearly applied for the fuzz but apparently they don't tolerate one eyed Scotsmen. Their loss
    Tsk.. if you were an idiot too, you could be PM of britain

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    Got a mate who applied over a year ago. He wanted to get in ASAP so said he would go to south auckland rather than wait for a hamilton spot. Recently did another fitness test to see if he could go in september which he passed easily yet they still aren't going to send him down until next year. Hope SPB enjoys waiting!

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    Quote Originally Posted by enigma51 View Post
    My source also told me that he is hoping to be stationed in the Rodney area after his 6 month training.
    I'd heard Balclutha so he could cuddle up to Scumdog on those cold winter nights
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Lobster View Post
    Tsk.. if you were an idiot too, you could be PM of britain
    Or Police Commissioner.

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    Probably wants to be a motorcycle cop.

    I hope he gets a HONDA as a work bike

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    I'd heard Balclutha so he could cuddle up to Scumdog on those cold winter nights
    Wouldn't they look cute? All bundled up in tassles galore.

    Who knows? Scummy could give SPB some lessons in making naked arrests.

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