Monty Python

**Naki Rat** · 5th September 2009, 09:44

Is this the right room for an argument?

**Naki Rat** · 5th September 2009, 09:50

Originally Posted by LBD

Okay I will make it easy for you...Do you have any Cheddar?

SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI OFF!

Script here

**Naki Rat** · 5th September 2009, 09:58

**scumdog** · 5th September 2009, 10:03

Hell, I had forgotten that one - bwilliant!

**terbang** · 5th September 2009, 10:31

So was Mrs B.J. Smegma...

**MSTRS:Me** · 5th September 2009, 11:00

Originally Posted by Rcktfsh

or their alter egos Derek & Clive in this skit rumoured to be written after coming across cs363

Oi!! Take that somewhere else. This is MP, not D+C....

...oh...and I'm not going to change your sheets again, Mr Hastings

**Maha** · 5th September 2009, 11:01

Originally Posted by Naki Rat

Is this the right room for an argument?

I've already told you once!

**Maha** · 5th September 2009, 11:14

**MSTRS:Me** · 5th September 2009, 11:15

oooo...it's tempting. I've never had one up there before.

**Naki Rat** · 5th September 2009, 11:28

Originally Posted by Maha

I've already told you once!

No you haven't!

**Naki Rat** · 5th September 2009, 11:32

Just found this treasure. Scripts from ALL the classic sketches.

Fish licence anyone? .... for my pet fish Eric

**Winston001** · 5th September 2009, 11:43

Originally Posted by Naki Rat

Is this the right room for an argument?

Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings! Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, malodorous, pervert!!!

**Winston001** · 5th September 2009, 11:48

Originally Posted by Naki Rat

Fish licence anyone? .... for my pet fish Eric

I've got a license for me pet cat Eric. The cat detector van was from the Ministry of Housinge. Yes, it was spelt like that on the van. I'm very observant. I've never seen so many aerials. The man told me their equipment could pinpoint a purr at four hundred yards, and Eric being such a happy cat was a piece of cake.

**Naki Rat** · 5th September 2009, 12:54

Originally Posted by Winston001

Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings! Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, malodorous, pervert!!!

Man: Look, I came here for an argument! I'm not just going to stand here...
Mr. Barnard: OH! Oh! I'm sorry! This is abuse!
Man: Oh I see! Well, that explains it...
Mr. Barnard: Aha! No, you want room 12A, just along the corridor.
Man: Oh...Thank you very much...Sorry...
Mr. Barnard: Not at all!
Man: Thank you. (Leaves)
Mr. Barnard: (under his breath) Stupid git.