On Comedy Central right now. Classic MP - lumberjack and dead parrot have just been on
On Comedy Central right now. Classic MP - lumberjack and dead parrot have just been on
Loud and Uncouth
Just loving it, ah the memories...
(Could even remember the name of one of the guys falling past the windoe, sheesh, sad or what!)
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
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Ooooh I wish I had the money for a cup of tea....
The Sharif don't like it!
All you need then is a rolled up newspaper!Originally Posted by LBD
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
ZZZZZZZZZZ
Luxury
Nunquam Non Paratus
Mad nagging bitch!
I have been revisiting Monty Python lately (as part of my job, teacher aide in a Media Studies class, watching the development of alternative comedy)
Totally wasted on the yoof of today...they just don't get it! It barely raised a titter from the kids, while I was almost pissing myself!
Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
Go to the DVD Store and get the boxed set of the entire tv series!
That is good viewing!
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Bite my shiney metal ass
Look out there are Llamas!
Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. -Samuel Johnson
Pasta La Vista
Albatross for sale...
Never too old to Rock n Roll.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
I've got miserly tourettes and I don't give a fuck.
Hardcore Biker
My kids and their mates are all into it, maybe you got a dud bunch. My 11 year old was actually a bit disapointed with the movie playing on comedy central (it also played a few weeks ago) as some of the skits where shortened down from the original shows.
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Yarr, bring back monty python's flying circus!!
Dickens Cider
"It's not pinin,' it's passed on! This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! This is a late parrot! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed him to the perch he would be pushing up the daisies! Its metabolical processes are of interest only to historians! It's hopped the twig! It's shuffled off this mortal coil! It's run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible! This.... is an EX-PARROT!"
And ....
"The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming. "
"Llamas are larger than frogs."
"Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout..."
"Look out, there are llamas!"
I wee'd and wee and still wee no matter how many times I hear these!!
No body move... I dropped my brain
Psyclepath
What flavour?
Only a homo puts an engine back together WITHOUT making it go faster.
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Okay I will make it easy for you...Do you have any Cheddar?
The instructions are simple...
And the stage version ends with..."...'e's fucking snuffed it!"
"It's not pinin,' it's passed on! This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! This is a late parrot! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed him to the perch he would be pushing up the daisies! Its metabolical processes are of interest only to historians! It's hopped the twig! It's shuffled off this mortal coil! It's run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible! This.... is an EX-PARROT!"
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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