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    Lifan company values

    Ran into this gem...

    http://www.lifan.com/en/linian.asp

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    "The boss is honest and kind,the managers are competent,the staff are Professional.Lifan operates legitimately. "

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    What a sucky website. Sheesh, someone should tell them narrow Courier fonts look really shit.
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    Lost in Translation

    Do you think the translator may be Japanese??????
    Rick.

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    LIFAN has developed some new products that are unparalleled in China or even in the world, such as 100cc engine with electric-start, 125cc engine with Double-Cylinder, 400cc engine and 600cc engine. LIFAN takes the leading position in the motorcycle industry for a lot of new technologies, like water-cooling, Multi-valve, EFI,Bi-Fuel, Secondary Combustion, and Big Displacement

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    Quote Originally Posted by marty View Post
    LIFAN has developed some new products that are unparalleled in China or even in the world, such as 100cc engine with electric-start, 125cc engine with Double-Cylinder, 400cc engine and 600cc engine. LIFAN takes the leading position in the motorcycle industry for a lot of new technologies, like water-cooling, Multi-valve, EFI,Bi-Fuel, Secondary Combustion, and Big Displacement
    Shit.... other manufacturers need to up their game then, eh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by marty View Post
    LIFAN has developed some new products that are unparalleled in China or even in the world, such as 100cc engine with electric-start, 125cc engine with Double-Cylinder, 400cc engine and 600cc engine. LIFAN takes the leading position in the motorcycle industry for a lot of new technologies, like water-cooling, Multi-valve, EFI,Bi-Fuel, Secondary Combustion, and Big Displacement
    uhh I dont think so. They are trying to lure customers in with new-technology-speak, when most of it is straight out of the half bakery.

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    "HONDA and YAMAHA run around,what should LIFAN people do?"

    I dunno maybe spread their arms out and spin in a circle?

    "If Lifan wants to be success and does not lie in the fund,but lir in credit.Without improvement in variety and quality,we will be deprived of all income and wealth".

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    Saw a Lifan stand at todays business and leisure show. There was a cruiser and a sportsbike they looked pretty sharp. Crap mechinics though you reckon?
    Thats whats up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rickstv View Post
    Do you think the translator may be Japanese??????
    Rick.
    i'd hazzard a guess that English isn't his first language?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ready4whatever View Post
    Saw a Lifan stand at todays business and leisure show. There was a cruiser and a sportsbike they looked pretty sharp. Crap mechinics though you reckon?
    yes yes yes yes poo

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    LIFAN FOR LIFE!

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