I like Asia

[Biff]

Too many countries in too little time. As I'm missing you all so much (cough bullshit) I thought I'd give you an update on some of countries I've visited so far.

PingaSore
Hot, humid with brilliant shopping. I picked up an Arai RX7 for just under $800 PingaSore dollars, which work out at a little under $700 Kiwi. And that includes a seperate tinted visor.

The majority of mbikes on the road were Honda Phantoms and larger engined mopeds.

Tealand
Again hot n sweaty and the roads were full of nutters, both cage drivers and boikers. Most of the bikes being 100/125 moped type things.

Umper Lumpa
Beautiful architecture. Hot chicks, cheap beer, and your wort nightmare in terms of traffice. Mopeds everywhere, some coming towards you in busy traffic. Police even ride mopeds, and even saw what looked like a chase. Really funny to see a moped with flashing lights chasing another moped rider.

Kong Hong
Full of "ladies of the night", wanting to charge $600 HKD (approx $100 Kiwi), alledgedly. A concrete jungle - horrible place to live I imagine, but worth a shopping trip.

Next stop - somewhere else, but my itinerary changes by the day. I need a sleep. I need a day off and I need another beer. Oh - and these Asian ladies are soooooo cute. Don't worry Ms Biff - if you read this - I'll make sure I get a receipt so I can claim on my expenses!! (joke!!!!!)

Shit update - sorry - but I'm using a wireless LAN at an airport somewhere, I'm pissed after recently emptiying my hotels mini bar, both of which cost a fortune and this is the first chance I've had a chance to get on the tinternet since leaving home. Besides, I think I need to make a call on the big porcelin phone before I get on the plane in 10 mins.

Biff out

[dangerous]

hey man, whats happend to the welsh accsent................ sounds a bit screwed up glad times flying past 1 more week at work then its a week back in Welshland isent it? injoy, and dont forget to keep an eye out for aftermarket cans and the 'Mr Turbo' kit for the bike :spudwave:

[Coyote]

Sounds good

Where are our Arai helmets?

[ManDownUnder]

Sounds like you're working hard... you ARE working aren't you?

Have fun, be good, look forward to the next update.
MDU

[MSTRS:Me]

Good to hear from ya BB. You'll be pleased to find that *the corner* has had a jolly good telling off in your absence & has undertaken to behave in future. The bike however......

[Indiana_Jones]

The world today seems absolutely crackers,
With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.
There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.
It's depressing and it's senseless, and that's why...
I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they're always friendly, and they're ready to please.

-Indy

[jrandom]

Arais don't fit me.

[Hitcher]

Arais don't fit me.

Pah! I fart in the general direction of your petite cranium.

[scumdog]

Lived in KL yonks ago and sounds like the traffic situation hasn't changed a bit!!

[WINJA]

Too many countries in too little time. As I'm missing you all so much (cough bullshit) I thought I'd give you an update on some of countries I've visited so far.

PingaSore
Hot, humid with brilliant shopping. I picked up an Arai RX7 for just under $800 PingaSore dollars, which work out at a little under $700 Kiwi. And that includes a seperate tinted visor.

The majority of mbikes on the road were Honda Phantoms and larger engined mopeds.

Tealand
Again hot n sweaty and the roads were full of nutters, both cage drivers and boikers. Most of the bikes being 100/125 moped type things.

Umper Lumpa
Beautiful architecture. Hot chicks, cheap beer, and your wort nightmare in terms of traffice. Mopeds everywhere, some coming towards you in busy traffic. Police even ride mopeds, and even saw what looked like a chase. Really funny to see a moped with flashing lights chasing another moped rider.

Kong Hong
Full of "ladies of the night", wanting to charge $600 HKD (approx $100 Kiwi), alledgedly. A concrete jungle - horrible place to live I imagine, but worth a shopping trip.

Next stop - somewhere else, but my itinerary changes by the day. I need a sleep. I need a day off and I need another beer. Oh - and these Asian ladies are soooooo cute. Don't worry Ms Biff - if you read this - I'll make sure I get a receipt so I can claim on my expenses!! (joke!!!!!)

Shit update - sorry - but I'm using a wireless LAN at an airport somewhere, I'm pissed after recently emptiying my hotels mini bar, both of which cost a fortune and this is the first chance I've had a chance to get on the tinternet since leaving home. Besides, I think I need to make a call on the big porcelin phone before I get on the plane in 10 mins.

Biff out

HOPE YOUR SHAGING A CHEAP WHORE IN EACH COUNTRY, UNLESS YOUR MARRIED THEN YOU SHOULDNT

[hondav2]

I was over there last Oct for motogp at KL and a trip up to Penang Island. Best fun of the trip was hiring a bike and tourin the Island.$8 NZ for 12 hours inc petrol. In George town the traffic lights have a big screen which counts down the secs till they change red or green. Won many a drag with up to 20 odd bikes. Show us some pics. Cheers Toddy

[Ghost Lemur]

Where's the pics you teasing bastard

[scumdog]

HOPE YOUR SHAGING A CHEAP WHORE IN EACH COUNTRY, UNLESS YOUR MARRIED THEN YOU SHOULDNT

"Shagin" is actually spelt "shaggin" and "shouldnt" is actually shouldn't.

Get an education ya loser!!

[WINJA]

"Shagin" is actually spelt "shaggin" and "shouldnt" is actually shouldn't.

Get an education ya loser!!

OK LABRADOR

[dangerous]

Kong Hong
Full of "ladies of the night", wanting to charge $600 HKD (approx $100 Kiwi), alledgedly.

Oh - and these Asian ladies are soooooo cute. Don't worry Ms Biff - if you read this - I'll make sure I get a receipt so I can claim on my expenses!! (joke!!!!!)
I get on the plane in 10 mins.

Biff out

Ya bloody twit, you dident actually think that Ms Biff would get to read this now aye....... but as KB emailed you a sub to this thread which had a link to right to this spot................... she read it
Looks like I am going to have to extend the 'BiffBaff dog box' http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...059#post206059 so as you can fit a TV in there on your arival home..... might just have your self an extended stay out side now