F*8king boy racers!

[Skyryder]

They're below boy-racers.

They're boy wankers...

And use their own shit for lubricant.


Skyryder

[AllanB]

They are "car enthusiasts"...

A funny tongue in cheek comment but I wonder how many of the young who like to bling their cars are getting really pissed off with the boy-wankers (this title may stick now)?

I have no real issue with a bit of a hoon - god knows I did enough 'hooning' in vehicles when I was younger, but it is the destruction of peoples property and the littering etc that is common place now that I do not understand.

And popping on here saying I'm just a old-fart does not cut it. Why break bottles and chuck rubbish around? In this green, tree-hugging age I would have thought the youth would be the tidiest and most rubbish conscience amongst society.

[PirateJafa]

I was riding home along the beach one midnight, a good while back now.

Bunch of twats in a van on the side of the road - they decided to throw a bottle at me as I went past. I'd already guessed it was going to happen though, so I gave the viffer a handful and it went past well behind me.

60 seconds down the road at home, I gave the cops a call - told them some geniuses in a van with XYZ numberplate on the beach by the boatramp had tried to bottle myself and two pedestrians, and as I went past, there was a strong smell of marijuana in the air.

Then walked back down the road and watched as two cop cars rocked up five minutes later, absolutely stripped the van and put all but one of the youths into the back of their cars and headed off, leaving one dude behind all alone - clearly without the keys to the now-locked van. I yelled out that they didn't look half so smart now, and headed home for a night of zombie movies.

Great success, I think the phrase would be.

[chef]

shoulda give me a call woulda come owned them noobs ha

[Ms Piggy]

And popping on here saying I'm just a old-fart does not cut it. Why break bottles and chuck rubbish around? In this green, tree-hugging age I would have thought the youth would be the tidiest and most rubbish conscience amongst society.

It's interesting you should say this because this is question myself and my work colleagues often ask ourselves the same question. Our work place is near a boys college so the lads often park their beat up cars on the street there and during their lunch hour often come out of school to hang out. When they go they leave all their rubbish behind lying around outside their car. I just don't get it.

Anyway Spacemonkey, I agree with what others have said about staying cool enough to not approach the little shits. I hope they get busted!

[scumdog]

And popping on here saying I'm just a old-fart does not cut it. Why break bottles and chuck rubbish around? In this green, tree-hugging age I would have thought the youth would be the tidiest and most rubbish conscience amongst society.

They seem unable to go even 10 yards to the rubbish-bin along the street.

Free advertisement for KFC V-drinks and Maccas (Macca gobblers seem to be the wost offenders.)

Hot tip: If the rubbish has been dumped from a car that is parked with any of its windows down? - pick up ANY rubbish nearby (more points if the bottles still have a bit in them or the wrappers still have chips in them - especially ones with tomato sauce everywhere) and feed it all through the open window, cram it in.

And watch the tanty when they find out their seat is soaked in Coke and there is 'matty sauce all over the drivers seat and dash.

And stand well back as it all comes flying back out at about 100mph!

Of course the sad thing is they will miss the 'hint' completely.

[steve_t]

... but it is the destruction of peoples property and the littering etc that is common place now that I do not understand.

And popping on here saying I'm just a old-fart does not cut it. Why break bottles and chuck rubbish around? In this green, tree-hugging age I would have thought the youth would be the tidiest and most rubbish conscience amongst society.

Why destroy other people's property? Why not give a f@#$? Why do these dicks go out and start fights? Cos they can't get chicks, plain and simple.

[scumdog]

Why destroy other people's property? Why not give a f@#$? Why do these dicks go out and start fights? Cos they can't get chicks, plain and simple.

So wanking doesn't quite count the same as having a chick eh?
That explains a lot...

[KiwiRat]

They should also stop putting ashtrays in cars as well.

Turds of all ages never seem to use them. It seems the street is a much better ashtray.

[ready4whatever]

Then walked back down the road and watched as two cop cars rocked up five minutes later, absolutely stripped the van and put all but one of the youths into the back of their cars and headed off, leaving one dude behind all alone - clearly without the keys to the now-locked van. I yelled out that they didn't look half so smart now, and headed home for a night of zombie movies.

I Respect the cops for that. Its just 95 percent of the time they are handing out tickets for minor traffic offences

[carver]

i used to do this shit at night, try throw bottles through the back windows of vans

[pzkpfw]

It's just 95 percent of the time they are handing out tickets for minor traffic offences

80% of all statistics are made up.

[crazyhorse]

That would be pretty gutting. Hope the Police come up with a lead out of it for you though

[mattian]

if no joy from the cops... then some kind of justice is in order. Within reason of course. an eye for an eye.

[Shadows]

They're boy wankers.

I'm sure that sort of shit is illegal.