I wish to register a complaint!

**Hitcher** · 8th April 2005, 13:03

The attached file recently won a British competition for the best complaint letter.

I hope it hasn't been posted previously.

Enjoy!

**MrMelon** · 8th April 2005, 13:08

Anyone who uses the word twat in a letter gets a

from me.

**vifferman** · 8th April 2005, 13:10

I like the way he gets wound up as the letter progresses, sort of a gradual building of rudeness and creativity.

But, I'd only give it a 6/10.

**bugjuice** · 8th April 2005, 13:12

lol.. very good.. still like the speeding ticket one better, but this is up there with them I guess..

**John** · 8th April 2005, 13:13

Now thats someone you would want your daughter to marry lmao.

awsome stuff.

**Blackbird** · 8th April 2005, 13:28

Absolutely superb - humour at it's best. Feel sorry for any Americans reading this post as they won't get get it. Oh and humour DOES have a "u" in it, depite American bastardisation of the English language. Apologies.... I work for an American-owned company and I'm having a bad day.

I will have to try a similar approach on Air New Zealand. I lodged a serious complaint because of the appalling treatment they meted out to UK Blackbird owner and his wife who were staying with us and had to return in a hurry because of an imminent bereavement. Not only did I not get a response to the specific complaint, there was no acknowledgement at all. That was a month ago and I'm not about to let it go.

Watch this space...

Geoff