Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
A good mate, some years back, had problems getting payment from some cock-smoker.
A very elaborate window had been made and installed. After many visits and promises of payment, he popped around and announced that he was there for payment OR he would uplift his property.
He then got the chainsaw out of the back of the ute...
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
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The 10 cent coin in between the light bulb and light socket, on the bayonet type light fittings is good for keeping some one trying to figure out why the fuse keeps blowing.
Rider in training
I knew someone once who took a normal light bulb, heated up a brazing rod with an oxy acetylene torch, pushed it onto the glass and melted a small hole in it. Then fill the bulb with acetylene.
Put the bulb in a work mates toilet. It was one of those older style lights that had a cord you pulled down to turn it on. You know, you sit down on the toilet and pull the cord to turn the light on.
Made a large bang when it went off.
Rest In Peace
Was at work on MAF research station,we had to clean milk sample lids,used meths and rag.I decided to go to toilet in office area which had concrete floor,let out a massive fart,which was good.
Unfortunately one of the guys decides to squirt a little meths under the door and light it,was fun,until another idiot squirted half the bottle and lit it,flames around ankles and meths on overalls,meant I emerged laughing and chucking flaming overalls outside.
Got the main guy when we had a stag party,found a dead possum and wrapped it around his car aerial.
He found that amusing,so much that when I left and had a few beers I put my workboots in the shower area,came out to find a guy laughing,he had just finished pissing in my boots,the look when I grabbed mine from inside the shower priceless,he pissed in his own.I swapped my ones from where he saw me put them earlier and threw his where mine were.
Hello officer put it on my tab
Don't steal the government hates competition.
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Aaah that's brilliant!
Scumbag junkie-looking biker
I work at a supermarket. If you fuck me off I will overcharge you for the vegetables, fruit etc, squeeze the oranges and shit as I put them in the bag so they look fine but they're messed up internally, put the condoms with the chicken and the tampons with the pasta sauce, pack shit so things get broken or the bag bursts.
Apparently a good one with cars is to pour milk into the back seat and dry the top with a sponge so you can't see the moisture, then a few days later the milk will start to reek. Real bad.
Spitting in burgers? Absolutely true.
Don't mess with minimum wage employees. We are angry, petty people.
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[youtube]_v1mp8X6EI0[/youtube]Originally Posted by Sable
The video gets good at the 2 minute mark if your not interested in watching the back story.
Scotsman on a German
I got bullied mercilessly throughout school.
I grew up and became a debt collector. Got most of the fuckers back over a six year period.
Some of 'em still can't get a mortgage.
In space, no one can smell your fart.
Hardcore Biker
haha... isnt karma great....
And that is the honest truth your honour..
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