KB Blues - A Musical Project

[Fatt Max]

Well, having enjoyed great collaborations with Big Dave and Slofox, I got thinking about how all us KB'rs could colloborate in a wee tune of our own.

Idea is simple really, everyone pitches in with a line to a song in the classic 12bar blues style and once we are fed up, I'll knock up the track and we'll put it out there.

Same deal as the recent story thread, cut and paste the lines into you own message, add your lines and post. Hopefully this will go somewhere, if it falls flat on it's face well.....thats showbiz...

Right, I'll kick it off and lets see how we go....

I woke up this morning
with a hazy head
My bike it was moaning
think the battery's dead


Over to you lot. Funny, rude, unhygenic, its all good....

[Nagash]

I was riding along,
Down highway 16,
The ginga cop came,
And nearly ripped out my spleen

[Skyryder]

Well, having enjoyed great collaborations with Big Dave and Slofox, I got thinking about how all us KB'rs could colloborate in a wee tune of our own.

Idea is simple really, everyone pitches in with a line to a song in the classic 12bar blues style and once we are fed up, I'll knock up the track and we'll put it out there.

Same deal as the recent story thread, cut and paste the lines into you own message, add your lines and post. Hopefully this will go somewhere, if it falls flat on it's face well.....thats showbiz...

Right, I'll kick it off and lets see how we go....

I woke up this morning
with a hazy head
My bike it was moaning
think the battery's dead


Over to you lot. Funny, rude, unhygenic, its all good....

My woman kicked me out
I'm no good in the bed
The dog lifted it’s leg and peed in the shed

I cranked up the handle and hit the road
after placing the helm on top of my head.

[Trudes]

Pulled out of the driveway
and onto the road
the rush of the fresh wind
blew straight up my nose.

[Usarka]

I got onto my bike
and I went for a ride
and when i came home
I found my dog done died

[Big Dave]

Blues! - I'll give you blues:

Well, I didn't wake up this mornin'........

[Nagash]

I woke up this morning
with a hazy head
My bike it was moaning
think the battery's dead

I was riding along,
Down highway 16,
The ginga cop came,
And nearly ripped out my spleen

My woman kicked me out
I'm no good in the bed
The dog lifted it’s leg and peed in the shed

I cranked up the handle and hit the road
after placing the helm on top of my head.

Pulled out of the driveway
and onto the road
the rush of the fresh wind
blew straight up my nose.

I got onto my bike
and I went for a ride
and when i came home
I found my dog had died

It's hammering down,
My tyres are slick,
Stuck inside,
Think i'm gonna be sick..

[Laava]

I woke up this morning
with a hazy head
My bike it was moaning
think the battery's dead

I was riding along,
Down highway 16,
The ginga cop came,
And nearly ripped out my spleen

My woman kicked me out
I'm no good in the bed
The dog lifted it’s leg and peed in the shed

I cranked up the handle and hit the road
after placing the helm on top of my head.

Pulled out of the driveway
and onto the road
the rush of the fresh wind
blew straight up my nose.

I got onto my bike
and I went for a ride
and when i came home
I found my dog had died

It's hammering down,
My tyres are slick,
Stuck inside,
Think i'm gonna be sick

Guess it's time to be hard
and put on the suit
go out in the yard
and give 'er the boot

[Laava]

I woke up this morning
with a hazy head
My bike it was moaning
think the battery's dead

I was riding along,
Down highway 16,
The ginga cop came,
And nearly ripped out my spleen

My woman kicked me out
I'm no good in the bed
The dog lifted it’s leg and peed in the shed

I cranked up the handle and hit the road
after placing the helm on top of my head.

Pulled out of the driveway
and onto the road
the rush of the fresh wind
blew straight up my nose.

I got onto my bike
and I went for a ride
and when i came home
I found my dog had died

It's hammering down,
My tyres are slick,
Stuck inside,
Think i'm gonna be sick

Guess it's time to be hard
and put on the suit
go out in the yard
and give 'er the boot
[chorus]
I'm spending waaaay too much time on KB
I've lost touch with friends and family
I got caught up in the lies and insanity
Now I gotta try and find some reality

[Fatt Max]

Great stuff, some quality work

Anyone else want to chip in some lyrics. Get in before the weekend because recording starts on Sunday.

Thanks one and all for having some of this...

[Trudes]

Just listening to it now Fatt Max, it's a bloody classic mate!! Well done!!!

[ukbandit]

great stuff, some quality work

anyone else want to chip in some lyrics. Get in before the weekend because recording starts on sunday.

Thanks one and all for having some of this...

entered the corner, dannnannana
at ballistic speed, danannannana
to fast for some, dannnannana
thier pants they peed, dannnannana

laid her right down, dannnannana
til scraping the pegs, dannnannana
give me more throttle, dannnannana
the engine begs, dannnannana

[mashman]

I woke up this morning
with a hazy head
My bike it was moaning
think the battery's dead

I was riding along,
Down highway 16,
The ginga cop came,
And nearly ripped out my spleen

a twist of the throttle
UP through gears 1 and 2
the cops can try stop me
but today they are screwed

the throttles pinned open
they can't get me today
I AM A MOTORBIKE RIDER
Ridin the blues away

My woman kicked me out
I'm no good in the bed
The dog lifted it’s leg and peed in the shed

I cranked up the handle and hit the road
after placing the helm on top of my head.

Pulled out of the driveway
and onto the road
the rush of the fresh wind
blew straight up my nose.

I got onto my bike
and I went for a ride
and when i came home
I found my dog had died

It's hammering down,
My tyres are slick,
Stuck inside,
Think i'm gonna be sick

Guess it's time to be hard
and put on the suit
go out in the yard
and give 'er the boot
[chorus]
I'm spending waaaay too much time on KB
I've lost touch with friends and family
I got caught up in the lies and insanity
Now I gotta try and find some reality

added lines after ginga coppa reference

[EJK]

*Guitar solo!*


Then...

Piano slide! *Jerry Lee style*