Pet rooster

[EJK]

A farm nearby here was selling a Hen/Rooster for $10 each. I was thinking to get 10 of em but my mum said no.

[scumdog]

I'm thinking about getting a rooster as a pet; do they always crow at the early hours of the morning and make a lot of noise?

Planning on smoking a bit of cock eh?

[SMOKEU]

A farm nearby here was selling a Hen/Rooster for $10 each. I was thinking to get 10 of em but my mum said no.

I might settle for a hen then, at least I get free eggs as a bonus. Do you know which farm it is?

[jono035]

Planning on smoking a bit of cock eh?

Nah, he was gonna be stroking it to start with, once he got pissed off with it making noise in the morning, that's when it gets smoked and gobbled up...

[Mom]

Not sure... when you do get sick of the crowing prick, it'll make a nice roast.

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Chewy, stringy, useless things.

Not true, I once had the complete and absolute pleasure to eat a rooster. Friggen thing had no sense of time, crowed any damn time it felt like it, including the middle of the night. No amount of female company satisfied his desire to tell the whole world how special he was. He was also a wylie bird, almost impossible to catch, but one day he was not so smart I did not finish him off, but had a hand in the cooking of. One of the yummiest soups I have ever eaten. A couple of days in the cooking mind, my entire neighbourhood really enjoyed the soup

Cockle-doodle-BANG!

my mum said no.

Your Mum is a wise woman

[duckonin]

Have seven here at the mo, they start to crow around the three thirtyish am we don't hear them but those that constantly have their BOOM boxes on till late at night hear them early in the morn..

[SMOKEU]

So if I want my beauty sleep, the moral of the story is get a hen and fuck roosters (not literally)?

[duckonin]

So if I want my beauty sleep, the moral of the story is get a hen and fuck roosters (not literally)?

Clever stuff your onto it..

[mynameis]

Yeah roosters are really vilolent things. Get one. They're funny as fuck.

They crow real loud in the morning and fuck your neighbours off terribly. I find their crowing intensely relaxing, and it puts me right back to sleep.



Do it!

Steve

That wolf was chicken !!

[Gareth51]

Chewy, stringy, useless things.

Being born into a farming family whose parents remembered the depression, I recall the old chooks going into the presser cooker. They even had names we had given them as pets,but when they stopped laying they got the chop.

[Paul in NZ]

I'm thinking about getting a rooster as a pet; do they always crow at the early hours of the morning and make a lot of noise?

If you want your neighbours to hate you, just take the muffler off your bike, it's cheaper.

[SMOKEU]

If you want your neighbours to hate you, just take the muffler off your bike, it's cheaper.

I've got no mufflers on my car and I race a 2 stroke pit bike around the back yard which makes a fuckload of noise.

[EJK]

I might settle for a hen then, at least I get free eggs as a bonus. Do you know which farm it is?

That was my idea! However that ad was on a small local newspaper about 3 months ago. Near Mairehau is all I know.

[MSTRS:Me]

Chewy, stringy, useless things.

One of the yummiest soups I have ever eaten. A couple of days in the cooking mind,

Soup...not quite the same as roasting/frying. Yep, soup would be tasty, but 2 days in the boiling??

Being born into a farming family whose parents remembered the depression, I recall the old chooks going into the presser cooker. They even had names we had given them as pets,but when they stopped laying they got the chop.

I know things were different waaaay back when you were a wee shaver, but I don't think roosters laid eggs...

[Danae]

And they steal cat food.