
Originally Posted by
wharfy
Of course I am so dedicated, like any top athlete I would not be out leering up, just a nice quiet place to meditate prior to competition

I reckon there should be no practice.
You should have to kick tyres to figure out their pressures.
The race order should be random - so you dont have time for tyre warmers, race preparations etc. just a 3 minute call up prior to racing!! (Full bladder or not...)
There should be compulsory socials/leer ups at days end (obviously not before racing).
Oh, and meditation should be outlawed...... 
(Ask Sidecar Bob - many years ago I used to go into what was known as a 'Veg mode' prior to racing. Nowadays I'm race ready faster than you can say 'Look at that skank over there'!)
Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??
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