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    ..."porn star striptease" vs. "striptease artist"...

    Do not eat the penis shaped chocolate. I know they are free. But they taste like crap.

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    That photo of Stephen was a little bit too scary for first thing in the morning...

    *shiver*

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    Quote Originally Posted by rie View Post
    ..."porn star striptease" vs. "striptease artist"...

    Do not eat the penis shaped chocolate. I know they are free. But they taste like crap.
    I know of a chocolate penis you can stick in your mouth....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ital916 View Post
    I would need time to go.

    I would need money to go.

    I would need a missus to go.

    Life is having a great time kicking me in the nuts on all three counts.

    Enjoy yourself you lucky bastard steve.
    Well i have heaps of $$$$

    no misses but left the erotica show grounds with a newly purchased lola doll with true feel vibration HHEEHEH

    and i can stick it in any hole and she wont kick me in the nuts .. LIFES GOOD cept i have a broken wrist havent ridden my bike since last meet the akl crew on sh16.. and i miss danae
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    Quote Originally Posted by pocketcracker View Post
    i miss danae
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    now i have a broken wrist
    Clearly, lol.


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    I'm so going next year.

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    It was my third and I didnt think it was that good this year, anyone else think this? I'll still go next year though lol.

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    I went 2 years ago,best part was watching the ladies buying vibrators,and me saying get the blue one Fords are faster then Holdens.A guy with his partner had holden shirt on,I had ford top on,we both managed to almost embaress our other halves,had the stall holder in stitches.Too many dvd stands made it seem tacky when we went,the lingerie,toy,and health stands were interesting,was good to go,but to take it all in you needed to stay ,once ya left that was it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rie View Post
    Do not eat the penis shaped chocolate. I know they are free. But they taste like crap.
    Heh, I wonder where it's "been".

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    i have been 10 times .. i think this years show was different not any worse than previous years just more compacted and fun ... i think the shows rocked the stores had what we where looking for and the ladies where up to standard what more could ya want for $20 buckz .. and i got my cock pulled .. tied up on a bondage harness .. got a bald arm from the pussy shaver stand and had the pleasue of placing my head between miss mega tittys tits and go BRMMMMM !
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    Oh man..... now I gotta have some private time...............

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zuki lover View Post
    Oh man..... now I gotta have some private time...............
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    This thread is pointless without pictures of Erotica.
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    agreed.

    this thread needs moar pron

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