Prostate cancer checks...

[Gareth51]

I went for a check up last week ,after the waiting room wait I got to see the doctor ( a Kber ),hadn't even finished our bike talk and his pager goes off,he's in his car,flashing lights on and he gone I get dressed,make another appointment for to day and Guss what ,I have to make another appointment.
That's what can happen when your doctor is head of our EMS.a voluntary service here on the coast so if you have serious accident here you will probably be glad to see him.

[ynot slow]

Shit was going to ask if he waved (being a biker)ouch.

[ckai]

I have, and I can confirm it is indeed not a big deal... and I can also confirm 1 or 2 seconds is EXACTLY what it was.

hahaha I guess the old man was traumatised so much when he described it. Although, mum did "trick him" into getting it done.

"Ask for your prostate to be examined. They'll just look down your throat"

"OK doc, the wife says I need my prosthetic or something checked"

"Oh you mean prostate. Alright face down on the bed"

"Ah?"

"Right I'm just gonna pull these down"



hahah

[As he comes home] "What the fuck was that? Throat my fucking ass. LITERALLY!!!"

What I can't understand is he didn't get a little sus when he had to drop his pants. Surely that'll set off some warning signs....you'd think.

[ckai]

Try being a woman! The PAP smear test is not exactly a pleasure to have done, trust me.

See, this is why some smart buggers should work something out that all those nasty tests are made more "sunshine and lollipops". People will be queuing to get them done then.

[RDjase]

I had my 40year check up last friday, I have ment to for the last 3 years, I have grown the silly moustach for Movember(promoting mens health) and thought i needed to get it done,
Its a easy check and gives you piece of mind,just waiting on the bloods tests as well, Cholestrol and what ever else they do

Its only 30secs(if that) and a finger

Get your balls checked too, already had 2 lots surgerys on mine, got to look after your body guys, you only get 1 and your a long time dead

[nothingflash]

Ummmm, I thought I heard on TV last night that there is now a blood test which give far more accurate results than the more personal examination, so all in all the digital test should be pretty much obsolete now shouldn't it?

My brother in law is an odd bloke at the best of times. He had the choice between a finger up his cake hole or a blood test and opted for the finger up his pooper because he doesn't like needles. Fuck he must really hate them!

[98tls]

I had my 40year check up last friday,

Its only 30secs(if that) and a finger

Get your balls checked too, already had 2 lots surgerys on mine, got to look after your body guys, you only get 1 and your a long time dead

FFSake,all set to do something about it and ya post up thisNot only a finger up the arse but my balls manhandled

[nothingflash]

FFSake,all set to do something about it and ya post up thisNot only a finger up the arse but my balls manhandled

Maybe the doctor won't have to look for your dignity in your ball bag if he finds it up your jacksie beforehand?

[RDjase]

FFSake,all set to do something about it and ya post up thisNot only a finger up the arse but my balls manhandled

Better having them checked than losing them mate

[sugilite:Me]

Hell, $35, thats a cheep hand job

[gatch]

std checks are way worse ! id much rather take a finger in the bum than another fuckin stick in the eye

[Hitcher]

Hell, $35, thats a cheep hand job

$35 is just for one finger. A whole hand costs much more.

[98tls]

Better having them checked than losing them mate

All very well for you other islanders to say

[98tls]

$35 is just for one finger. A whole hand costs much more.

Wonder if theres one of them "do it yourself kits " available.

[RDjase]

$29 including the cholestrol/blood test. Cheap piece of mind aye !
Just waiting for the results and "No more pie's and more salad" talk from my GP