Prostate cancer checks...

**sugilite:Me** · 24th September 2009, 22:47

Originally Posted by Hitcher

$35 is just for one finger. A whole hand costs much more.

Damn, I guess that would make it more than double digits then?

**ready4whatever** · 24th September 2009, 23:55

Im 20 so no worries until im double my age

**Paul in NZ** · 25th September 2009, 06:03

Meh - a finger up the arse? pfft...

I've had a vasectomy performed in a room full of women and a surgeon who said 'oops' when he cut a blood vessel (boy that got everyones attention) , I've had half a testicle removed to get rid of a tumour (god knows who had there hands on them then), I got a post op infection there which made me very very sick.... That time we had ambulance staff, a change of staff, emergency staff, GP, specialsit all fondling me tackle....

I work in Marketing FFS which means you have your dignity surgically removed on day 1 and I ride an old Moto Guzzi (like a brick shoved up your arse)...

A finger? Christ, I hardly even noticed when I had the check done, besides, my GP is a lady and a very nice person to boot

Man up and get it done... who knows, you might even like it...

**YellowDog** · 25th September 2009, 06:23

My wife's a nurse and got me to describe the process to her.

Before walking out of the room all she said was:

"Are you sure it was his finger?"

**Clockwork** · 25th September 2009, 10:28

Originally Posted by Paul in NZ

I work in Marketing FFS which means you have your dignity surgically removed on day 1 and I ride an old Moto Guzzi (like a brick shoved up your arse)...

A finger? Christ, I hardly even noticed when I had the check done, besides, my GP is a lady and a very nice person to boot

I think this explains it all.

**riffer** · 25th September 2009, 10:41

I've got the PSA test added to my regular blood tests (Hba1c, lipids, fasting blood sugars) so if there's any troubles they'll let me know.

It's definitely about time we got over the whole finger up the butt problem I reckon though.

**Mr Merde** · 25th September 2009, 10:59

Originally Posted by riffer

I've got the PSA test added to my regular blood tests (Hba1c, lipids, fasting blood sugars) so if there's any troubles they'll let me know.

It's definitely about time we got over the whole finger up the butt problem I reckon though.

Nothing wrong with a "dirty Sanchez"

If it wasnt a medical check I bet most of the nay sayers and apprehensive would rather enjoy the act.

Especially if it was acted upon in a moment of high excitement.

I think that they whole problem is the thought of a doctor doing it and that clinical feeling to what may be considered a private matter

**nothingflash** · 25th September 2009, 16:39

Originally Posted by Mr Merde

I think that they whole problem is the thought of a doctor doing it and that clinical feeling to what may be considered a private matter

I'd rather the 'clinical' approach than the doctor slipping in to something more comfortable, dimming the lights, lighting candles and putting on a bit of Barry White.

**Hitcher** · 25th September 2009, 18:26

Originally Posted by Paul in NZ

my GP is a lady and a very nice person to boot

Nice ladies shouldn't be booted, my Dad once told me.

**Katman** · 25th September 2009, 18:30

Originally Posted by Hitcher

Thanks for the reminder.

My GP and I have been doing this regularly now for some years. Oh to think how shy and uptight I was at the start. Our relationship has blossomed to a point where I am now receptive to foreplay.

You do realise there's no need to get it checked every week, don't you?